Went up to a guy selling the Big Issue...

 

I said "Knock Knock"

He replied "Who's there"

 

I said "Your supposed to be fecking homeless" :rolleyes: :D

 

lol

now that bad!!!

I didn't really, honest Guv...

 

Just a chuckle :D

WICKED!

Some good gags today is it because its Friday!

Arthur

WICKED!

Some good gags today is it because its Friday!

Arthur

 

 

Think your spot on mate :)

 

Ho hum, only a couple of hours to go....

Why is it that 90% of Big Issue sellers have a mangy looking dog (furry 4 legged kind) in tow?

 

If they were that hungry, they could always eat it, I suppose..... :shock:

 

Richard :slap:

Why is it that 90% of Big Issue sellers have a mangy looking dog (furry 4 legged kind) in tow?

 

If they were that hungry, they could always eat it, I suppose..... :shock:

 

Richard :slap:

 

 

Beleive it or not they actually get some money from the goverment for owning a dog... :rolleyes:

 

But I am sure they are great companions as well..... I would have a dog if I were homeless.

Beleive it or not they actually get some money from the goverment for owning a dog... :rolleyes: ..........................

 

How does that work, then? :confused:

 

Do they fill in a child tax credit type form, only for homeless people with dogs??

 

Still, with this government I'd believe anything like that :rolleyes:

 

Richard ;)

Where does the government send the giro?!

Where does the government send the giro?!

 

 

i just saw you

What?!

you just drive past the roebuck?

I thought you said it was sh*t in there?! Come to think of it, I thought you were talking about some hotel last time you mentioned it. But yeah, I had to drop a game back in F*ck-Buster (opposite). I woulda parked there too, if all the soppy tit-w*nks from the Roebuck didn't keep parking there! Shoulda txt'd me - I'd've come in for a beer :)

next tuesday mate :) at the lanes,

 

don't think my mates were impressed by me telling them the BHP of your car lol :)

 

and it isn't that nice in there really, too foking busy, and my phone don't work in there heh

The Lanes? Snooker? You got a membership (mine expired about 15 years ago). Did you tell them the latest figure, or the old "safety" one? Wot, your mates a bunch of Saxo boys or somink? Or have they got proper cars with decent bhp?

Your phone don't work?! You're on the wrong network ;)

he has an mr2 turbo :)

 

i told them you have 500bhp at the fly :P

Oh. Does he think it's quick or somink then? ;) I keep seeing a MR2 (series-2?) with a phatt spoiler on the way home from work. OK, so you weren't far off with the fly-figure - next week it could be more than that. It's only numbers tho, aint it?! Does his car /feel/ quick? That's all that's important. I'm telling you, I'll take you out for a spin and it might just realign your perception of what a quick car feels like :D Or you might just think it's slow as fook! ;)

51x who does ya tuning work on your motor ??? I need to find someone to carry on with more mods to mine. Was thinkin of using SE ???, was also reading and hearing stuff about D P Motorsport and more recently Thor. Who would you reccomend ??? Am based smack bang in the centre of the country halfway between Bristol and Birmingham.

:D I think if you check my (rather out of date) ride section, you might find your answer ;) I've been going to SE for many years (leaving myself wide open to jokes there!). I'd fully recommend them, but with the government health warning that getting this sort of stuff done needs full-on committment... it's not like going into a super-market and buying a packet of peanuts. If you're serious about having serious work done, you may have to suffer for it. If you're just thinking servicing and general maintainance, then they can be great. If you want big stuff done, you have to get involved with the job - it's not just big money you'll need to part with. I reckon a lot of people just don't get this... it's like you /should/ just be able to walk in and "buy" 500 bhp, but it doesn't work like that at all. In an ideal world, maybe. But it aint, is it!? I can't really comment about anywhere else because I've not been anywhere else (stupid me?). SE are daan saaf - Essex boys, eh? ;)

its not faster than a zed but it feels nippy because its small, stock on stock they are about the same however I think once you start modding the zed leaves it standing.

Cheers 51x I spoke to Bob the other week (Nice Bloke) am thinking about takin a trip over your way to see them, about 150 miles from me.

I'm not saying it's impossible (cos we had a look at a few at Billing) but I reckon it's hard work modding an MR2 cos you need to get rid of the heat somewhere. They must feel pretty quick. Who cares about stock figures?! ;)

Tooman - book an appointment to speak to Pete if you're thinking of spending serious money. If you just wanna look around, Bob can show you what's what. Let me know if you come down - I'm kinda local, so I could come say hello if you like. Bob will no doubt point to various bits of my car to try to sell you something ;)

next tuesday mate :) at the lanes,

 

don't think my mates were impressed by me telling them the BHP of your car lol :)

 

:nono:

 

I was :shock: , after all I spotted him driving by :tongue:.

 

....wonders what 500bhp feels like :eek:

Will do 51x thanx mate will be over in the next 3 weeks or so will give ya a shout

Not trying to avoid you or anything, but I may not be around much in the next 3 weeks. My car might be at SE tho - I dunno... I think they're probably sick of the sight of it by now ;)

 

Adam - the end bhp figure isn't that important really, it's the enormous torque you'll really feel. I'm thinking of doing passenger rides for a tenner a pop - that might just cover the petrol that gets guzzled :eek: ;)