I was driving down the M1 the other day, and I looked out of the window, to see that I was being seriously overtaken, at 90mph, by a woman in a BMW. I was horrified to see that she had her face an inch from the rear view mirror, applying eye liner. I looked away for an instant, and when I looked back, she was veering over into my lane, which frankly scared me, so much so that I dropped my electric shaver. This in turn knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand, and as I was scrabbling about to pick them up, my mobile, which I had wedged between my shoulder and my ear, fell off, and landed in the cup of coffee between my legs, which splashed, and scalded my privates. It was so painful that I screamed, and my cigarette fell from my lips, and burnt a hole in my best shirt. Bloody women drivers !

 

Dave :dance: :dance:

LMAO........ :shock:

 

And women say us men are no good at "multi-tasking"

 

Richard :dance:

PML that reminded me of me!

coffee cigarette fone,

concentration on the road is the key.

I find the most distracting thing when im driving is having a passenger.