Nissan Almera S

 

no idea on engine size, I do know it likes to do 50mph in second gear for 1/2 a mile, :D

 

the brakes on this thing are amazing compared to the zed, any performance tips? :D

Mike treat that car with respect!they wont give you your Z back if you break it :o

Sounds faster than your Zed.

Deffo faster than Hermans........ :D :D

and more reliable than yours :p

 

Mac: I'll get my car back no matter what, its at a freinds bodyshop :), i'm not going to trash it anyway, you need to drive the nuts off of it to move lol

:rolleyes: :o :o :(

Are you comeing out Baggins ?? :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :slap:

Are you comeing out Baggins ?? :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :slap:

Not with you , ask Shrimp sure he will say yes

Sounds faster than your Zed.

Deffo faster than Hermans........ :D :D

 

It's ok, I've got a big stoopid graphic in the post to stick on, that should give an extra 500BHP, you wanna race 500 miles Adam, I bet mine will win as the RAC aren't that quick for a call out :rofl:

It's ok, I've got a big stoopid graphic in the post to stick on, that should give an extra 500BHP, you wanna race 500 miles Adam, I bet mine will win as the RAC aren't that quick for a call out :rofl:

 

 

lol

Shall we have a courtesy car meet lol :).

I'll bring my Vectra :)

good idea stu :D

 

the almera is ok until you get into 3rd gear then its a chore, managed 90 out of it before it stopped lol, then 100 down a steep hill, it really makes you appreciate the zed :)

 

hows yours holding up stu?

good idea stu :D

 

the almera is ok until you get into 3rd gear then its a chore, managed 90 out of it before it stopped lol, then 100 down a steep hill, it really makes you appreciate the zed :)

 

hows yours holding up stu?

 

Only 90? i got 80 out of the sis's 998cc auto mini! :rofl:

Shall we have a courtesy car meet lol :).

I'll bring my Vectra :)

 

 

Dont forget to check the oil :x:

LOL Mac !!!!.

 

Mike, Mikes pretty good you can get it to move if you rev the nuts off of it !!!.

Well put it this way it took me just under 5 hours to get back from Sunderland (350 miles). I hit 115 a few times.

 

It's a 2.0ltr TD !. I had a look under the bonnet and the turbo is tiny, I gotta take a picture of it, it will make you laugh !.

LOL Mac !!!!.

 

Mike, Mikes pretty good you can get it to move if you rev the nuts off of it !!!.

Well put it this way it took me just under 5 hours to get back from Sunderland (350 miles). I hit 115 a few times.

 

It's a 2.0ltr TD !. I had a look under the bonnet and the turbo is tiny, I gotta take a picture of it, it will make you laugh !.

 

smaller than maccas old tubs? :D

and more reliable than yours :p

 

 

Least mines got all its original panels :p

And Herman, I'm thinking that if you raced a low loader even with 2 hours headstart, it'd be touch and go at the finish line :xxx:

Least mines got all its original panels :p

And Herman, I'm thinking that if you raced a low loader even with 2 hours headstart, it'd be touch and go at the finish line :xxx:

 

 

Your panels will thank you :p

lmfao!

Least mines got all its original panels :p

And Herman, I'm thinking that if you raced a low loader even with 2 hours headstart, it'd be touch and go at the finish line :xxx:

 

You forgot to add on the time of going past the junction you want and having to turn round at the next :rofl: :xxx: :tongue:

Yeah but you followed me you whopper!!

And I've been on the M25 all of once in my life..... you southern fookers should at least know your way about!

Who you callin a southener ya fooker :xxx: I come from further north than you ya Brummie :rofl:

Brummie???

Where the fook do you think I live you gimp???/

You midlands fookers all look the same to me :rofl:

Your right....I only live 100 miles north of Birmingham :rolleyes: - Slap bang in the Midlands you map-dyslexic freak :xxx: :xxx: