Snappy Answer No. 1

 

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker,

"Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No , they're dead."

 

Snappy Answer No. 2

 

The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for speeding

rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the policeman

said.

The lad replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

 

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad on his way without a ticket.

 

Snappy Answer No. 3

 

A truck driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol."

 

And finally No. 4,

 

THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

 

A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever! ". A smart-**** bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?".

 

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter.

 

When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student,

shakes her head, and sweetly says,

 

"Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

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ROFL

 

especially the delivering the bridge one

I liked the one with the policeman best - but all good.

Geoff.

ROFL, classic, love the last one :rofl: