December 18, 200322 yr 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you 8. Repeat everything the order taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please". 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. 16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. 17. One word: Flatulence! (BILL?????) 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe". 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane. 21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 27. Ask how they fit into that little box. 28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?" 30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?" 31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away. 33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. 39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help. 40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald 41. Ask how much the sign outside cost 42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry 43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..." 44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away 45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and play frisbee with you 46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman 47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX PLEASE!" 48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!" 49. Ask for a # PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they don't understand you 50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH! AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window. 51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..." :dance: :rofl: Well i thought they were funny :D
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives
in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as
customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each
raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager
comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such
difficulty understanding you
8. Repeat everything the order taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?")
before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a
small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line
and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several
bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is
a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive
at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at
their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to
produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence! (BILL?????)
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup
your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY
seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her
hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow
employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did
not ask the price for.
22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with
your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through
the window.
23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a
fight.
24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window
shopping and drive on.
26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
27. Ask how they fit into that little box.
28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did
not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at
you.
32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When
they come out, drive away.
33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind
you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.
38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help.
40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald
41. Ask how much the sign outside cost
42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry
43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."
44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away
45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and
play frisbee with you
46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman
47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX
PLEASE!"
48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now
you're all gonna DIE!"
49. Ask for a # PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they
don't understand you
50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the
drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM
OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH!
AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window.
51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that
cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..."
:dance: :rofl:
Well i thought they were funny :D