Think I have a few issues at the moment! Have a read..

 

Worth reading! Has a good moral at the end!

 

 

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a

neighboring Celtic kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful

happiness.

So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

question.

Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he

still had no answer, he would be put to death.

 

The question was: "What do women really want?"

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man and to young

Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.

But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition

to have an answer by the year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princesses, the

prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, and the court jester. In all, he

spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she

would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous

throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

 

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk

to the witch.

She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the

Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified: she was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had

only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, often made obscene noises, and

had discolored skin. He had never run across such a repugnant creature. He

refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.

However, Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told

him that nothing was too big a sacrifice in order to save Arthur's life and

preserve the Round Table.

Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's

question: "What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her

own life."

 

Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that

Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went.

The neighboring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom.

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and

anguish.

Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her

worst manners on display and generally made everyone very uncomfortable.

 

The wedding night approached: Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night,

entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited!

The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded

and asked what had happened.

 

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she'd been a

witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self and the other

half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be

during the day and which during the night?

 

What a cruel question! Gawain began to think of his predicament. During the

day a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the

privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a

hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate

moments? What would you do?

 

What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read on until you've made your

own decision . . . . . . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.. . . . . . . . . . . . Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose

for herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time

because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the moral of this story?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The moral is that it doesn't matter if your woman is pretty or ugly.

 

 

 

 

 

Underneath it all, she's still a witch and don't you forget it. :D

thanks just cheered me up on a wet day in work with no customers ;) :D :dance:

:D :D :D :dance: :dance: :rofl: :rofl:

 

i liked that one

 

keep them coming!!

More more :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

CharlieL

:D :D so you met the misses then:slap: