This is proof that blonds are not dumb ..........

 

 

Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from

work." said the man.

 

 

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

 

 

He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters,

and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from

the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb"

answered the guy.

 

 

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

 

 

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began

walking out too. The boss asked her where she thought she was going.

 

 

The blonde answered, "Home. I can't work in the dark."

You lot are so ungrateful.

 

20 views and not one smiley. :rolleyes:

 

Jokes like that don't grow on trees you know.

More importantly James - did you shave your head because -

 

a) Your blonde hair embarrases you?

b) To fit in with the rest of the gay scene?

 

:rofl:

Its for aero-dynamacy.

 

I can rip shrimp's head's off quicker. :D

:p Good wordage ;)

 

Nooooooo my babieeeeees!!! :cry: :cry:

Your headless in-breeds are all deeeeeeeeeeeead. :rofl:

James was a boy

Stu was a girl

Can i make it any more obvious

He was a punk

She did ballet

What more can i say

He wanted her

She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with James' baggy clothes

 

James was a skater boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for Stu

She had a pretty face

But her head was up in space

She needed to come back down to earth ...

 

:rofl:

 

Take that :slap:

 

PS Apologies to Stuart, blame James...;)

"Hello? Loony farm? Yes, I have someone for you..........

 

.......yes - bring restraints".

:D

 

Sk8er what? :confused:

Boi. My Avril cant spell ;)

 

http://www.allavril.com/Sk8erboi.shtml

Hmmmmmm......Avril. Naughty little FILTH VIXEN!:D :dance:

Too right - shes lurvely... :bow:

My name is Pete,

I like man meat.

I don't know why-

but I cannot lie.

 

I love my car,

I've got a ZX.

Its mainly with men-

that I have sex.

 

I'm a bit cheeky,

got a bit of lip.

Takes me 20 seconds-

to get up the strip.

 

The boys on here,

they're not gay.

I'm the only one-

on 'co.uk.

 

:rofl: :slap: :rofl: :slap: :rofl: :slap:

:slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Good effort, how can I come back from that?? :D:D

:rofl: :rofl: you guys just crack me up LOL!!

 

 

im also a blonde nissan owner:rofl: