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Henri !...Can U translate this email please....

...."parlez vous français ?? je cherche des feux clignotants avant de coté et des feux avant ( route,anti-brouillard,longue portés ) ci-joint les photos.(( clears corners lenses )

combien cela me couterais avec les taxes incluses pour me les faire envoyer en FRANCE à PARIS. merci d'avance.......Jean-Marie."

 

I received it today from one of my Z sites.

JEZ wink.gif

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My crappy french translates this as something like :-

 

Do you speak French?? I am searching for flashing lights [indicators??](road, fog, [longue portés -not sure what this is]) Here are the photos.((clears corner lenses) How much would it cost inculding carriage and taxes to have them sent to Paris, France. Thank you in advance...... Jean-Marie

Hi,

Thanks for that!...I got the general idea of the message, but wasn't sure.

Perhaps someone would like to help this Guy out? His email is: BT300zx@aol.com

JEZ

but he's french lol

Typical french chocolate starfish plunger brigade name "Jean-Marie" not married to Kelly by any chance...LMFAO!

 

Ms. Marie singin': "It feels like, it feeeellllsssss liikkeeee I'm in lurrrrrvvvvveeeee...boo booooo...booo booooooo..." etc. etc.

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. The French f**kin' hate our guts by the way, send him some snails from your garden...he'd be happier with those...and ask him why the Renault Alpine or just Renault in particular make such wank cars! Or do they just send us all the shit? Sounds about right!!!! Hate French more than the GerryZ, at least during WWII we knew who the enemy was on a constant basis, not like those feckers who couldn't make their effin minds up...LEOS!

 

I'll shut up now then...

 

Why do you think the Canadians hate the Americans? Coz for starters Canadians are sodding French and Americans are sodding British...get it?

I don't know about that!...Most US Americans are Latino/African/Eastern European...there's a bigger GB contingent in Canada...apart from Quebec! wink.gif

P.S. don't forget your Nissan is now a 'French' car i.e. Renault and you also drive a German Bratwurst...perhaps you should have bought an all English Allegro wink.gif

JEZ

 

[This message has been edited by JEZ300Z (edited 23-08-2001).]

When did Renault...size does matter!...buy Nissan anyway? I'm sure that my car was full on Jap. when it was built...unlike some of the later models which probably smell of garlic...LOL!

 

Jez mate, I would rather have had to endure 10 times the pain I've had with my 300ZX than have to drive a bloody Anegro around!

 

LMAO!

 

Tim

;-)

 

...."parlez vous français ??

 

Oki...got the message...the translation posted is quite accurate.. i'll take care of him...

 

BTW, Renault owns 31% of Nissan frown.gif

 

Zee you

 

Henri

 

PS : it could be worse...it could be Citroen (who HAS a ZX turbo....diesel that is...remember the 2cv ??)

Originally posted by H Le Hir:

...... i'll take care of him...

 

B]

 

What you gonna do to him Henri?? Blow up his ship like they did to Greenpeace??? biggrin.gif Oooops have I just started WW3??? wink.gif

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Hi,

That reminds me of the time I went to the local motorist shop, to buy a fuel filter for the Z. The spotty shop assistant shouted.... "which model of Citroen ZX is it mate...they don't do a 300!"

JEZ smile.gif

Jez - lol

been there ,heard that lol

- Then its a case of not Citroen - Nissan! Not in the book mate sorry, & so to another book.

Then its oh! I see;-.

Thats the one outside then, (YES!!!)

Now gimme my my wipers you 'tick turd'!!!

 

Peasants!!!

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