Some people love it, some people hate it, I personally love "The Simpsons"

 

Do you?

 

If so post your favourate Simpsons quote or dialogue, and who said it. It doesnt matter if you dont get it word for word as long as you get it roughly right.

 

Something to pass the time.

 

Stuart

Simpsons is the best program on TV.

 

There is so many quotes.

 

The best episode has gotta be when bart is going to jump the springfield gorge but homer finds out and trys to teach him a lesson by doing it himself and doesn't quite make it.

 

Classic TV.

"To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all lifes problems"

 

Amen Homer.

 

:duffer: :p

A mee-ma-mo, A mo-ma-mee

Lol! Spooky...They've just shown an excerpt of Michael Stipe on The Simpsons on the repeat of The Frank Skinner Show!:D

There are so many,

 

My favourates are

 

Homer: A counter fit jeans raquet operating out of my car hold, wait here while I tell the others. (Homer walks to the door)

Herman: (Draws out a gun) Not so fast

Homer: OK (Walks slower to the door)

Herman: I think you better stop.

 

 

Homer: How can I teach them about Christianity, I dont even believe in Jebus.

 

 

Marge: Homer, where are you going with all those bowling balls.

Homer: Marge, Im not going to lie to you............. See ya.

 

 

Mr. Burns: Can you go 6 seconds without embarassing yourself?

(Gandpa's pants fall down)

Grandpa: How long was that?

 

 

Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in.

 

 

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."

Homer: Check.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

Homer: [stares blankly]

Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer: I gotcha.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

Homer: [stares blankly]

 

[A long time later]

Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]

Homer: [stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to _you_.

 

 

 

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No! [buzz]....... All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]

Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]

_A_ date. [buzz]

Dinner with friends. [buzz]

Dinner alone. [buzz]

Watching TV alone. [buzz]

All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the

Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]

[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]

[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't

deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

 

 

Hehehe. So many :D

(Homer, singing to the Flinstones theme tune, whilst driving)

 

Homer, Homer Simpson

He's the greatest guy in history,

Homer, Homer Simpson

He's about to hit a chestnut tree!!

 

(crashes into tree)

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Amen to that, the Simpsons is without doubt the best program ever.

 

I agree with Stuart (SRRAE) that there are too many quotes to list, but among my favourites are:

 

Homer (In Colonel Homer) "......Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen....."

 

Homer (at home when Flanders were singing hymns next door) "........Damn Flanders, singing again. I wish I was deaf....."

 

The last temptation of Homer, when he's in the hotel room with Mindy:

Mindy "Why are you upset?"

Homer "Like you don't know, we are gonna have sex"

Mindy "But we don't have to..."

Homer "But the fortune cookie said so"

Mindy "Homer, deserts aren't always right"

Homer "But they're so sweet...."

 

The Front, when Homer goes to his school reunion, gets rediculed for not graduating from high school and attends night school to get his diploma:

Homer (to his brain) "......right, you don't like me and I don't like you so lets get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer...."

 

Homer (tree house of horror, where Mr Burns is dracula) ".....Honestly Lisa, you and your stupid ideas. Bart's a vampire, beer rots brain-cells. Now let's go back....to that building....thingy......where our beds.....and TV..........is"

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lisa Goes to Washington,

 

Homer: I love your book. My favourate part is how to increase your word power, that part is very very.... very............ good.

i love the simpsons,

 

my fave bit is when barney is drunk as usual!!

 

and he says " oh! i think my heart has stopped "

 

then he stands still for a few seconds

 

" oh there it goes buuuuurp "

 

you have to see it to appreceate it LOL!!

My favourite is when "Groundskeeper Willie" is teaching French at the school:-

 

http://www.kcbx.net/~rloomis/simp63.wav

 

:rofl:

Dave

Originally posted by NismO_UK

(Homer, singing to the Flinstones theme tune, whilst driving)

 

Homer, Homer Simpson

He's the greatest guy in history,

Homer, Homer Simpson

He's about to hit a chestnut tree!!

 

(crashes into tree)

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry being a complete Simpsons geek and having seen them all about a million times i have to correct this classic :

 

Simpson, Homer Simpson

He's the greatest guy in history,

From the, town of Springfield

He's about to hit a chestnut tree..

 

 

And my fav. out of so many:-

 

When marge is telling homer he shouldnt tell his class there personal secrets..

 

Look marge you don't know what it's like out there, i'm not out of order, You're out of order!! The whole freakin systems outta order!

You want the truth? You want the truth? U CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

Cos when u reach other and put u're hand into a pile of goo, that's you're best friends face, u'll know what to do!!

FORGET IT MARGE IT'S CHINA TOWN!!

Homer is pretending to be Mr Burns to get a letter addressed to him at the post office.

 

Homer: (In a posh Voice) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Person behind counter: OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name.

Homer: (Still in a posh voice) I dont know

 

 

 

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Originally posted by DaveW

My favourite is when "Groundskeeper Willie" is teaching French at the school:-

 

http://www.kcbx.net/~rloomis/simp63.wav

 

:rofl:

Dave

 

Deffo the best quote hahahhahahaa

Originally posted by DaveW

My favourite is when "Groundskeeper Willie" is teaching French at the school:-

 

http://www.kcbx.net/~rloomis/simp63.wav

 

 

Dave

 

PMSL Defo the best!:rofl: :rofl:

Homer - "its my first day" - used many times at work! :D

 

 

 

 

Homer - "are we there yet?"

 

Apu - "No"

 

Homer - "are we there yet?"

 

Apu - "No"

 

Homer - "are we there yet?"

 

Apu - "No.....................wait a minute...............now we are"

 

 

 

 

 

then

 

Quicky Mart Head - "you may ask 3 questions"

 

Homer - "are you the head of the quicky mart?"

 

"yes"

 

Homer - "what you?"

 

"yes"

 

Homer - "really?"

 

"yes, thank you - come again"

 

:rofl:

And who can forget "the springfied files"

 

Homer "......nobody believes me. But you believe me, don't you Marge?"

Marge "...no Homer, I don't believe you....."

Homer "...Oh you do believe me, that's wonderful....."

Marge ".....No Homer, you only hear what you want to hear"

Homer "...Thanks Marge, I'd love an omlette about now..."

Or....

 

'And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.'

 

Or....

 

'Lord, I know I shouldnt eat thee....'

'Homer, thats not God, thats a pancake Bart tossed up there'

'Mmmmm Sacrilicious....'

 

Or.....

 

'I am so smart!, I am so smart! 'S-M-A-T' I mean 'S-M-A-R-T'

 

Or....

 

'A woman is a lot like a refrigerator....'

'No, no a woman is a lot like a beer - they look good taste great and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.'

 

An endless list really!

bagins favourite quote is "mmmmmmmm footlong":D

Originally posted by AdamR

bagins favourite quote is "mmmmmmmm footlong":D

 

STUYFANH:eek: :slap:

Originally posted by bagins

STUYFANH:eek: :slap:

 

WTF????

Wired up to a lie machine

 

Scully: Homer, we are going to ask you a series of simple yes no questions. Do you understand?

 

Homer: Yes!

 

Machine blows up.

Prof Frink: "Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive - Don't touch it! - But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them."

"Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty?" etc. Just the way it's done.

 

Any Troy McClure "You may remember me..."

 

But Family Guy is way better. Don't get me started on Stewie quotes... oh alright then, just a couple.

 

"You will rue this day! well, go on! Start rueing!"

"The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom."

"Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."

 

(Both the last two are from the one about Stewie's bday / Meg joins a cult.)

Simpsons are driving along when a deer jumps across the front of the car - Homer misses it...

 

Homer: DOH!

Marge: A deer

Lisa: A female deer...

 

Cut to Bart looking worried at the camera.

 

I guess you had to be there