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This is an old one ... made me laugh

 

 

 

Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Ford Mondeo doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

 

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

 

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the chocolate bar out of my other hand.

 

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and scalded the dog and cat, ruined the damn mobile, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

 

damn women drivers!!

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