After all the Z post recently, time for a change:-))

 

Now posted in my rides section are pic's of my 3 yr old white boxer "jazmin". I think you'll agree she's a star, but wot about you boys and girls, wot ya got!!!!!!!

 

Jazmin's best moment was when the vicar came to sort my brothers funeral she decided to head-butt him, now that was funny, with the vicar lay prone on the floor and my dog trying to pull his leg off! LMAO

 

Oh well back too work to feed the hungry.

BTW if any of you want a brochure for the hotel I work at just ask I'll be happy to send one out to you, it's a perfect retreat for weekends away etc. it's quite expensive and very good quality but I know you Z'ers like the best things in life

 

Regards

 

JOHN (happy to be cooking)

Ah sweet! Yeah, I agree, change of subject needed...

 

Right, me got 3 x Rotties = Mummy Rottie and her two baby Rotties. Had pups last June and my friends had the others so I know where they all are. Oh, and kept the tails on the two babies. Names are Cali(Ma), Gizmo(girly baby) and Stripe(BIG MOTHERF**KER AT 1 YEAR OLD, hence the 4 acres and bigger house move!) not for the nags, for him! LMAO!

 

Oh and two wasters whos names I can't quite remember right now...LOL!

 

OK then, Jake and Toby, Jake a stupid ODE Black Lab sorta reject who was a result of being duped by someone we knew at the RSPCA! Toby, an old fart mongrel soon to pop off and save us some money in dog food...only joking! Love 'em all really!

 

Some woman about the Rotties: "What are they like with kids?"

 

Me laughing: "Yeah, they love kids...but couldn't manage a whole one!"

 

Tim

;-)

 

beagle.

 

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i have a boxer as well red and white one.

His name's Wooster

 

Old merle collie X.

 

Loves: Fast open topped cars.

 

Hates: Alsations and Standard Poodles.

 

Ambition: Not to get eaten by an Alsation or Standard Poodle

 

Bad habits: Farts - A lot!

 

 

Tim

Almost forgot, I've got a cavalier king charles too, name of Alex, she like to shit and piss anywhere that's not outside, ie in the house.

 

Jaz, my boxer loves to ride in the Z with the targa off, she thinks she the queen!!!!!!!!

 

Regards

 

JOHN

i have four dogs,

one is a chow chow named boswell.

one is a minature foxi named pixie, she is 8 years old and still fits in your hand

the other foxie is marmite he is 14 years old and as fat as a house

and i stole the last one (she was in a steel factory tied to stell pole with broke rib, leg and skinny beyond belief) she is about 10 and a real street dog, fart in your face at any oppertunity.

 

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Warren,

 

You paint such a pretty picture

 

Tim

I've got a mad German Shepard!!!!!!!

 

Vijay

Oh mate, that has made my day! LMFAO!

 

My Ma and Pa have got loads of German Sheps. and they're all fruit-cakes. My Dad tried to stear me away from getting a Rottie, saying that they are satanic etc. But his dopes on a rope are the pits. Lovely dogs but compared to me MENSA qualified Rotties, they're Joey Deacons!

 

Love 'em all though....all Z owners should have a Mut! IMHO!

 

Tim

;-)

 

Kids just spill Ice-Cream on yer leather etc.

I had 2 Irish-wolfhounds. On actualy got to Crufts. But alas they both died.

 

Stuart

These dogs are the most beautifull on the planet

 

 

 

 

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All together now...

Awwwwwww...

 

No dogs here, or cats, or any other pets actually.. Just lil' ol' lonely me.. On me tod.. Nobody l...

 

I'll get me coat..

Ahhhh, how cute? That black one looks a little like my Black Lab look-a-like thingy, yawning aswell...must be lazy-i-tis built into the DNA of all dogs black!

 

Cute mate, what's the little chap with the blotches???

 

Tim

;-)

the black one is the one i stole from the steel factory lol. the other one marmite is a foxie of some sorts, he is alergic to grass, so all he does is sleep all day, even it it is 40 degees celcious he will be under a blanket lol