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Doctor: "There's bad news and worse news."

 

Patient: "What's the bad news?"

 

"You have 24 hours to live."

 

"That's terrible! - what could be worse than that??"

 

"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

 

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"Doc, gimme it straight - how long have I got?"

 

"10"

 

"What? - weeks? - months?"

 

"9"

 

"8"

 

"7"

 

"6"

 

"5" . . . .

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D

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    That is a really old one - but thanks anyway!!!!:) Geoff.

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