I have to tell you guys about this.

 

Was filling up with juice when a guy walks out after having paid for his and says to me...."That's Phat that is!".

 

What do you say after that?...It didn't even feel right saying thankyou, I just stood there grinning at him like an idiot. I would have returned the compliment but he was driving a Mondeo.

 

Nevermind, it kept me smiling for the rest of the day.

 

Thanks for listeneing.

If it causes you that much embarrasment, why dont you try leaving your Mrs at home before you go and fill the car up!!!!:D :p ;)

Originally posted by b19rks

If it causes you that much embarrasment, why dont you try leaving your Mrs at home before you go and fill the car up!!!!:D :p ;)

 

I did - It was your Mrs he was referring to! :dance:

I think Phat is a max power thing as in

 

"My saxo is so Phat its modded to the max and slammed on 18's and pumps out the rad tunes on its mega ice."

 

Paul

Correct!

 

Bi9rks - Hope you didn't take offence mate. Was only messing around.

If he was trying to say your 300 was a bit Kev'd up, I'd take that as a massive insult.

Nah........."phat" isn't "kev'd up"..........more along the lines of "tuff".

some kid in romford once said to me

 

"im gonna tax your car m8"

i hope you grabbed him by the neck and advised him not to.

Originally posted by MikeGroves

some kid in romford once said to me

 

"im gonna tax your car m8"

I would have said, cheers mate is that 6 months or a year :D.

 

I had an escort drive by and some young punk in the back shouted out, I'm gonna have your car. So I shouted back, start saving your pocket money then !!!. The car then put it's brakes on and stopped :D. I was expecting them to try and come and get it but they looked for a while and then drove off. I fooking hate teenagers like that. You can't give em a slap because they are too young :(.

Well, I was getting into my zed on Saturday and some spotty little glue sniffer stumbled over and told that my wheels are "proper lethal":confused:

Does anyone know if that an insult or compliment? If it's an insult I'm gonna hunt the little tosser down and show him just HOW lethal they can be!:mad:

 

Only joking btw........or am I???

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How about this for an Insult.......

 

Pulled up to a car park, got out the Zed and a young lady asks me "Is that a modified Calibra?".... Geez, wadda you say to that eh. Well nothing actually, I just gave her a grin and walked off!!!

 

:D :D :D

In traffic I slowed to a halt near a bus stop and some d1cks said they were going to "jack" my car........I told them I would fookin shoot them if they tried, they didn't say another word after that.

 

Another time I left my car parked up and the turbo timer was on for about a minute. As I walked away I could hear some kids say "we'll have that in a minute".......then it cut out and you should've seen the look on their faces.

I pulled up into a gas station the other day and was asked what it was, so i told em and teh little brat behind the counter said i'm not speaking to you then as all jap cars look big but only have a small engine like 1.6 etc. so i corrected him that its a 3L V6........, then the little S O D said thats nothing the (And i quote him) 'The BOY-RACERS in Germany have 900BHP's in there cars'

 

Do i take insolt and hunt him down (Works 2 mins down the road from me) or just think he's tallking bull.

 

:rofl: :rofl:

The guy works in a gas station FFS. I think that is punishment enough. Oh, and why did the little minimum wage oik get the impression that his opinion counted for anything?:rofl: :slap:

Originally posted by Cos

have returned the compliment but he was driving a Mondeo.

 

 

Cos a Ford or a Nissan Mondeo?:D;)