Sitting in my office waiting for the next person to update the "Z Story" thread, I heard a loud CRUNCH! I ran out to the front of the building and couldn't see any reason for it, but there was loads of glass on the floor.

 

I just checked the CCTV and saw this.........

 

A woman in a red Peugeot 306 dropped someone off at our front entrance. She drove up the road a few yards, then reversed back again. It looked like she was about to do a three point turn when she suddenly veered into the HUGE ORANGE SKIP situated near the front door. The skip smashed her rear window and ripped open her tailgate hinge and roof!! THEN SHE DROVE OFF!!! Didn't stop to get out and look, just fooked off!!:confused: :confused: What's that all about then?

Originally posted by x-biker

A woman in a red Peugeot 306 ........... What's that all about then?

 

I think the answer was in the question!

 

:rofl:

LMAO:D Well at least she never hit your Z mate:D Not like that Honda Tw@t that lives next door;)

Was she dropping off a bloke or a bird?

 

Guess 1)

She was supposed to be out all day in town but forgot her purse so she took the tube back home. To discover her other half getting a bit of lunchtime delight with a third party. She threw the third party out and drove hubby back to work in hubby's car as she was leaving to go to mother's to think things out.

 

As she was dropping hubby off, she though f*ck it and crashed hubby's car.

 

Next?

I think it's only fair you upload this footage so we can all have a laugh at her expense :D

Originally posted by JayPSC

I think it's only fair you upload this footage so we can all have a laugh at her expense :D

 

oh yes. :)

i agree...

 

Need a good laugh at a womans driving

Originally posted by JayPSC

I think it's only fair you upload this footage so we can all have a laugh at her expense :D

 

I'd love to, but wouldn't have a clue how to even attempt it! It's some sort of techno whizbang digital CCTV recording directly onto secured disc drives.:confused:

its an easy mistake :D

if she was dropping someone off in your place, couldnt you find them and ask what she was doing? Maybee she is another one of these uninsured f#@kwits and didnt want the police there?

Originally posted by siraff

if she was dropping someone off in your place, couldnt you find them and ask what she was doing? Maybee she is another one of these uninsured f#@kwits and didnt want the police there?

 

The person she dropped off just went to the cafe we have on site, and left almost immediately.

 

I like my job. Something strange like this happens every day, no two are the same!:)

weird. drug dealers? lol. dropping off, leaving almost immediately, not bothered about the car? saying that, dont know anyone bothered about a 306:D

Originally posted by siraff

weird. drug dealers? lol. dropping off, leaving almost immediately, not bothered about the car? saying that, dont know anyone bothered about a 306:D

 

 

I hope not. I've got to attend Crown Court in two weeks because one of my clients is getting done for drugs and fraud, I really don't need another one!

ok, another idea, maybe she was wearing orange colour sunglasses and didnt see the HUGE SKIP! :cool: :D

or maybe there is a discount on at the shoe shop and her mind was on other things? :rofl:

Originally posted by siraff

or maybe there is a discount on at the shoe shop and her mind was on other things? :rofl:

 

That's the one!:D

 

I got knocked of a CBR600 a few years ago, while sitting at red traffic lights. The WOMAN who ploughed straight through me didn't stop, but when I eventually caught up with her she said it was because of a sale at a pine furniture shop and she didn't want to be late!!!:( :rolleyes:

sounds like mine. CBR 900, nice day, 30mph (proven by the skidmarks, even though a load of "witnesses" said i was speedind), passing a side road and got pulled out on. The person was late to open their shop. !!!!!:o :mad: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by siraff

sounds like mine. CBR 900, nice day, 30mph (proven by the skidmarks, even though a load of "witnesses" said i was speedind), passing a side road and got pulled out on. The person was late to open their shop. !!!!!:o :mad: :rolleyes:

 

 

My Fartblood (Fireblade) went the same way. 30mph, straight road, clear sunny day, no other traffic apart from the dim bint in the Golf who turned right, accross my path. I hit her front wing behind the passenger wheel arch, smashed me head through her windscreen and bounced off the bonnet into the kerb. 'Blade had a wheelbase of about 18" after that!:eek: :mad: :mad: :cry: