You need the name of your first ever pet as your first name and your mothers maiden name as you second;

 

i.e. My pet fish= Bob Moms maiden name= Whyley

 

Therefor I am, Bob Whyley.....Porn Star. (My Cannon Ball name)

 

What's yours? (Andy Duff's is a classic)

 

 

Matty.

 

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My pets name is Goggles and my moms maiden name NIVOUT, so i dont know what that would be..

Andy Duff is too scared to post his Porn name, it is;

 

Blackie Hodgson - Porn Star

 

Not as bad as warrens;

 

Goggles Nivout - Porn Star

 

these names will be badged for use in the Cannon Ball Run....

 

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well craigs pets name is Cookie..... Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa ohhh man that is funny, i sound like a moron, are these going to be stickers on the windshield of the car....?

Craig,

 

What's your moms maiden name?

 

We shall then see what your porn star name is

 

Cookie....Monster?

 

Matty.

 

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man mine is well wierd................

 

panyan weber....dvd porn star

Hows this then

Mine. Paul skinback

Interesting. Mine's John Holmes LOL

 

My pon name is

 

slartybardfarce greatorex

 

owwwwwww

 

John

hi, I'm Andrew's bird! I've just registered now, so that i can tell you my porn name. Fluff Moore!

 

Andy's is Jaws Aslan ha ha ha.

 

Hi Warren! Hope Vanessa is ok.

 

bye,

vic

hey hey hey lol

so andy and vic are going on a porn parade lol,

Hmm..

 

Peanuts Hall...

 

Sounds.. very dodgy dunnit!

Going on the instructions,

that makes me.

 

Wellington Keeley.

 

My god!!!!!

As this is my fault , I guess I should add mine :

 

Pookie Tinker.

 

 

Now we have your mother's maiden names and your secret pet passwords, we can access your bank accounts..Har Har Har Har!

oh s*** id better change all my bank details . damn you lol

In the spirit of the post ...

 

mines, 'Khan Swan' Bollywood Porn Star.

 

Glenn.

Ah hmmmm, don't know if I should share this outside of the bedroom...LMFAO!

 

You seen Boogie Nights haven't yer? Well remember the scene where Mr. Wahlberg is in the Jacuzzi with his mate and Burt Reynolds comes over...says "you need a name, what yer name gonna be?"

 

Mr. Wahlberg says that he can picture it in Pink cheesey Neon flashing...Dirk Diggler!!! LOL!

 

Well my Mrs. has name me...

 

Birk Tiddler...laugh it up!

 

Timmy Boy A.K.A. Birk Tiddler

Birk Tiddler........(howling) Now there's a real porn name if I ever saw one, ANYONE beat that? I doubt it...LMAO

 

OOOoooo.......man how much am I laffin...

 

....And you was in the Navy tooooo....

 

Muuuuuuhhhahaaaahahhaaaaaaaaaa...

 

OOOoooo---oooo---OOOooo....stoppit me sides are hurtin!!

 

LMAO

 

Matty.

 

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Yeah new you would geeZer, glad to keep you in humour...LOL!

 

Well seeing as you and me are a team now, you can be Brock Landers...Dirk Digglers sidekick...

 

Ron Jeremy has to be my hero, he's the ugliest fucker on the planet, but has he shagged some punnani in his time...REZPECT to the Jeremy!

 

Timmy

;-)

 

Brock Landers in the 25th Century.....

 

.....Or is that the wrong thing entirely

 

....."biddy biddy biddy, What's up Brock"

 

..Yeh, wrong thing....LOL...

 

Does that mean we get to record a cheesy cop series whilst knobbing many buxom wench?

 

(crosses fingers)

 

Matty.

 

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AAAiiiiii!!!!!

 

Birk

;-)

 

What's Johnny's??? Ginger Lynn! LMAO!

 

Birk

;-)

 

SMOKEY MARSHALL - I'm in the wrong job!!