Some more for u Saturday workers.....

The perfect gift

A young man wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend – not wanting to seem over-keen and after long and careful consideration decided to buy a pair of gloves cream leather with a fur trim – hoping that these would strike the right balance - nice but not too romantic.

He was accompanied by his new girlfriend’s sister and purchased a delicate cream leather pair that would just fit perfectly and the sister bought a new pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping of the items the shop assistant got them mixed up and without checking the young man sealed the package and sent them to his girlfriend with this accompanying note:

'I have chosen these especially for you as I have noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears the shot ones that are easier to

remove without tugging too hard. They are a delicate shade of cream but the shop assistant showed me a pair she has been wearing for a few weeks now and they were hardly soiled at all. She tried your on just to let me see how they would look and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as I know that before I have a chance to see them again, many other hands will have touched them first. When you remove them the lady in the shop suggested you might like to blow into them before putting them away as they tend to get a little damp from wearing them. Just think how many times I will

kiss them during the coming year. I sincerely hope you will wear them for me on Friday evening as I long to hold them whilst you are still wearing them.

All my love………………………….

P.S. I have been told the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little bit of fur showing.'

:D

And........

(this ones a bit old, i know, but.........)

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.

"The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering

approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees

west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is,

technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your

information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip.

"The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a

large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."