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Enjoy....................

 

 

One day, a family brings their frail elderly mother to a nursing home,and leave her there, hoping that she will be well cared for.

 

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast,then sit her in a chair by the window, overlooking a lovely flower garden.

 

She seems OK, but after awhile slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

 

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

 

Again, she seems OK, but after awhile she starts to tilt to the other side.

 

Again, the nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

 

This goes on all morning.

 

Later, the family arrive to se how Mother is adjusting to her new home.

 

'So, Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you well??, they ask.

 

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

 

 

:D :D

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