No one will take you on in your zed but if you drive someone elses car the world wants to race you??:confused:

 

Had to bring the an ex girlfriends car home from the pub for her tonight (106 with 1/3rd the capacity and 1/6th the power of a zed) and mr smart arse tossbag hyundi shyte coupe decides he wants drive really slow till i decide to try to overtake, then clog it.

I called him all the names under the sun, started shouuting "do you know what i drive you slow piece of sh1t!!" , "I could beat that with both my hands shoved up my ar5e!!!" even though he couldnt hear me.

 

And to top it all off he gave me a wave when he turned off, as if to say, nice try son.

 

I will keep my eyes peeled for mr green hyundi, when im in my zed.

Originally posted by b19rks

"I could beat that with both my hands shoved up my ar5e!!!"

 

 

 

Didnt need to know what your special tallent is thank you very much :(

Originally posted by SRRAE

Didnt need to know what your special tallent is thank you very much :(

 

It makes you push your knees up higher so you can steer with them!!!:D ;)

I bet it does ;)

 

 

I know what you mean though. About the people having ago when you're in the Z. Not the 2 hands up the arse bit.

 

Stuart

Just wave them on and pretend you've got alzheimers - there's nothing worse when someone races you only to realise that you were being mega courteous and didn't rise to the bait.

 

Meanwhile - I'm amazed how many tossers try it on against the zed when they're driving a VW Polo, or a Ford Focus, or any number of pre 1985 jallopies - what's the matter with these people?

 

When they see bouncers outside the door of a rough nightclub do they go up and poke them in the eye?

Originally posted by NigelBoyd

 

When they see bouncers outside the door of a rough nightclub do they go up and poke them in the eye?

 

NO! but it would be nice if they tried:D;)

Yes, I even have a bouncer chum (ex russian elite commando too!) who I could introduce then to......