Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a suden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a pi**!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the propper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentance correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, jou know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teath, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfarther lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfarther eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f*****g business!!"
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMER
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a suden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a pi**!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the propper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentance correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, jou know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teath, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfarther lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfarther eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f*****g business!!"
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Still more to come :p
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