Two Techies were walking across the park when one said,

 

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

 

The second Techie replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my

 

own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the

 

bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you

 

want."

 

The second Techie nodded approvingly,

 

"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

:D :D :D

 

 

Would have been better changing techie to Trekie! ;)

that's 2 technical 4 me !!:D

ok try this!!

 

A Trekie was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and

 

said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

 

 

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke

 

up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful

 

princess, I will stay with you for one week."

 

 

The Trekie took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."

 

 

Again the Trekie took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

 

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a

beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

 

 

The Trekie said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool"

Very good :D

 

Gaz.

There was a Systems Engineer, a Software Engineer and a Hardware Engineer crossing the alps in a car ......

 

/* CENSORED BECAUSE ITS SO BOARING */

have u heard the one about the Irishman, the Scotsman and the business consultant ?

 

Well neither have I - and I don't want to ??:D

 

note- if business consultants were so good -how come they aren't making a fortune in business - oh yeah forgot -they are !!

 

Bwahahaha! Get a proper job FFS!:D ;) :D