This should raise a smile.............

 

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realised she was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love to me just once".

I was in total shock .... what could I say? As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my yearnings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her magnificent form as she whisped up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do, and then turned around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Amazingly, her husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little test.

We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.."

I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, nor the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood home.................

 

Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car.

:D:D:D:D

so what happened next.....did you shag here when the husband had gone and you had passed the test. she obviously has feelings that need your attention.:D

That is a clever one.

Geoff.

wow.. i would have jumped her. and asked

 

GOD to forgive me after..

Well James,I would have give her it from all directions:D

 

Why?

 

As the saying goes If you want to see if your Mrs will still have sex after 20 years of marrage Try her Mother first:D;)

 

Or something like that anyway;)

Originally posted by MAC 1

As the saying goes If you want to see if your Mrs will still have sex after 20 years of marrage Try her Mother first:D;)

 

Or something like that anyway;)

LOL..........this was only a story I was sent! :cool:

Originally posted by james300

LOL..........this was only a story I was sent! :cool:

 

 

ROFL:D I never would have guessed mate:D

Originally posted by MAC 1

ROFL:D I never would have guessed mate:D

 

LOL.......well, rc951 asked me what happened next!! :D

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Can get an image up here-but not on the 'wanted' section. ??

nice house - is that a detached property ?

No, thats where I work, those are my office windows you can see,

 

......Anyway........why can't I image on my other post? Anyone know?

If you had shagged her without the condom you would of had a new wife whose brother was your son.