Two old ladies were outside their Nursing Home, enjoying a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The other asked: "What's that ?"

The first replied: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

"Where did you get it ?"

"You can get them at any pharmacy".

The next day the second lady hobbled along to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for a box of condoms.

The man, obviously embarrassed, looked at her oddly. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, and he therefore very delicately asked what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel."

 

The pharmacist fainted.

Heard it before but it still made me laugh again. :D