Last night on the way back from the pub, me and a couple of mates decided to do our bit for national security.

You might have seen on the news that one of Saddams relatives is living in Leeds and wants Saddams wife and daughters with 10 kids to come live with him.

 

Well it turns out the guy lives in the same village as my parents and after going to the local the stella gave us a plan that could get us on the national news :D

 

It was too much to resist so we dived over his back garden wall and began our search for chemical weapons.

 

They were well hidden but in the end we found a bottle on the doorstep containing aproximately a pint of lethal looking white liquid!

Further down the garden we came accross a bunker made of glass which housed a stockpile of chemical pellets or "slugs" as they were labelled.

These were obviously designed for the mass destruction of living organisms!

 

What a result! :D :D :D

 

Chris.

LMFAO!!

 

I have just spat out my shreddies!!

 

:D :D :D :D :D

 

Matty.

chris mate you'rs wasted here, MI5 needs men like you!!! i'll sleep safe tonight knowing the (drunken) likes of you are out there riskin youre life for the nation!!

LMAO I did wonder what that text message was all about:D I thought you had been on the acid tabs again:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Sh|t dude you are lucky you didn't find the protractor and set-square he got hidden in his shed man.... they are deadly weapons of maths instruction..

 

Shudder.

LOL. :D

It's OK, I've sobered up now ;)

almost...

 

The guy is living on our benefits after being granted asylum but has a £300K house with a new Merc, Land Cruiser and another smaller car FFS!

 

Saddams missing billions must be stashed away in the garage!

 

Can't wait till next weekend to find out! :D :D :D