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You are Oliver Kahn

 

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back

You got all McDonald's on his butt?

 

Forced him to eat corrugated cardboard and bull testicles marinated in grease cooked by a spotty 17 year old who can't spell "chips" let alone call them that!?

 

 

How mean.... ;) :D

PMSL :D:D:D:

 

 

Was bored and started diggin' :p :D

Im supposed to be FREDDIE LJUNGBERG

 

Who the **** is that !!!

 

Iv never heard of him !!!

Freddie lejumberg!!

A bit of a tempe apparently.

Geoff.

Originally posted by DaveW

You are

Gabriel Batistuta

 

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.

 

Same here!

You are

Patrick Viera

 

You're a great athlete. You've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.

You are

Diego Simeone

 

You may be a good footballer but who cares - you're a low life. Forget about playing in the spirit of the game - you're happy to use the cheapest tricks around to get what you want. Hope your calf's fully recovered.

 

 

:D