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You are Oliver Kahn

 

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back

You are

Rivaldo

 

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

You are

Vinny jones

 

A fuking nob who should know his place was being a sh!t footballer. You are a chancer of the highest order

You are

Gabriel Batistuta

 

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.

You are

Freddie Ljungberg

 

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

You are

Matty Lloyd

 

Gods gift to football as well as to women, always certain to score. Although can be bad tempered and throw insults at lesser players you are still an all round nice guy on and off the pitch.

 

:D

 

Matty.

You are Andrew Duff Stand in corner flag:D;)

Originally posted by MAC 1

You are Andrew Duff Stand in corner flag:D;)

 

Does that make Warren the center circle??

 

:D :D :D

 

Matty.

You are Roy Keane....

 

Who the hell is that?

 

Don't watch football... it's for faggots and x-dressers...

Moody Manchester United player, quality footballer though.

 

Matty.

Cheers matey...

You are

Freddie Ljungberg

 

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

Apparently I am

Rivaldo

 

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

You are XTT stand in goal post:eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by MAC 1

You are XTT stand in goal post:eek: :eek: :eek:

 

 

At least i don't look like a magnified football :rolleyes:

 

:p :D

Originally posted by XTT

At least i don't look like a magnified football :rolleyes:

 

:p :D

 

LOL no but your nose could If I punch it:D;):p

And who's gonna do that?

 

I'm the dodgiest guy in the BBS, what are your credentials?

 

:p :D

Do a search;)

Search is for newbies :p :D

 

You still haven't answered my question :p :D:D:D:D

He'll kick yo ass mutha! ;) :D

That's if he catches me :p

 

He's got too much mass, mass ain't that good when it comes to running :p :D

Originally posted by XTT

And who's gonna do that?

 

I'm the dodgiest guy in the BBS, what are your credentials?

 

:p :D

 

Well it is my job,no no problemo:rolleyes:

Bring it on, i'll bring the Kingston Massive with me :p :D

Originally posted by XTT

Bring it on, i'll bring the Kingston Massive with me :p :D

 

Is that a sex toy?:confused: :confused: :D

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by XTT

And who's gonna do that?

 

I'm the dodgiest guy in the BBS, what are your credentials?

 

:p :D

 

This is one I did last week;):D