How do I sober up in time to catch my plane tomorrow morning, (hic)!

I dunno, but dont forget your suitcase!!!!!!

Run around outside naked until arrested. The police will put you in the Magic Sobering Up Cell which will take its toll, butby morning you will be completely sober and possibly feeling a little delicate. :D

get in a fight or anything else that gives a massive adrenaline rush, that works for me.

 

 

Bad luck m8, you are gonna have the shittiest hangover ever on the plane home, stuck there for 8 hours in a cramped seat :)

You could keep drinking and just delay the inevitable! :D

 

They may not let you on the plane if you're still pizzed though! :(

There there several things I've learnt the hard way in my short and (in)distinguished travelling career :-

 

Never have a curry before a long haul flight - this can be REALLY bad !!

Never get lashed before a long haul flight - this is just plain misery !

Never get drunk on a long haul flight - you wake up halfway though with a miserable hangover

 

 

Now all I have to remember to do is take notice of these !

Caught plane, arrived home, tragic headache, expected recovery Sunday pm

never fly with Sleeping tablets (big mistake)

 

Alywas try breaking three ribs and you arm two days before the flight, instant first class upgrade :D

 

Also with broken back :D

Originally posted by 300z

never fly with Sleeping tablets (big mistake)

 

You cant do this anyway, you can only sleep with sleeping tablets.

If you want to fly you need dexedrine.

 

HTH.

 

Hunter S Thomson.