...stolen from a newsgroup

 

 

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If you have a Corsa/Saxo/Loud Stereo/Blue LED windscreen washer

jets/furry dice/drive round aimlessly with other similar looking

c*nts/blacked out windows/wear a baseball hat/multicoloured paint

job/body stripes/tattoos/front spoiler like a snowplough/have neons

lights under your car/have neon lights anywhere on your car/women in

tow that wear white stilletos/wheels way too wide for the car/wheels

way too large diameter for the car/loud exhausts(oops)/exhaust holes the

size of a black hole/gravitate towards out of town car parks after

dark/leave tyre tread on the road/ race away from traffic lights/ have

body kits that serve no purpose/blacked out rear lights/have an IQ

similar to your UK shoe size/have an IQ similar to your continental

shoe size/ are called darren/kevin/leroy/wayne/kylie/sharon/ Timmy_Turbo etc

 

.....then you deserve to have your car impounded, crushed and a huge

fine imposed.

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Only thing I can see that doesn't apply to me is my name's not in there! ROFL :D

*cough*

 

 

;) :D

I can't see my name :D:D:D

 

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :p :D