SRRAE Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james300 Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 LOL!! I liked the last one. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XTT Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by SRRAE Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Really???? :D :p :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nelson MainFella Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Originally posted by SRRAE Crowded elevator smell different to midget. V. Good - but I don't get this one ?:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted June 2, 2003 Author Share Posted June 2, 2003 Midgets are about waist hight. They can smell peoples arse, t**t and c**ks ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Originally posted by SRRAE Midgets are about waist hight. They can smell peoples arse, t**t and c**ks ;) Trust you:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nelson MainFella Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 I see :rolleyes: I read it as a midget smells different than a crowded elevator - one of the unusual characteristics of the English language is that a sentence can have >1 meaning, depending on how you read it.:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted June 2, 2003 Author Share Posted June 2, 2003 Ahhh you thought that the midget smell changes when in an elevator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nelson MainFella Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 But can you smell changes in a midget in an elevator ?:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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