Today I saw the most pathetic mod to any car. Let alone a Ford Escort I saw. His mods would have been listed as.

 

 

Cheap tacky 16 inch alloys.

Cheap tyres which are too wide for the car.

Tights over the rear lights!

 

 

What? Yeah thats correct, TIGHTS OVER THE REAR LIGHTS. I think this is the latest craze to hit my town with the boy racers. I noticed a Corsa in my street with a the none light part of the rear cluster blacked out. Looks like the Z look is back in. Sorry for all the people who spent hundreds changing it ;)

 

Anyway at some lights today with this white Escort on the insside and as I was aproaching it I was thinking, what a waste of money buying rear light clusters just because they are smoked/blacked out. As I got even closer, I noticed they where not blacked out. it was a pair of black tights pulled over the light cluster.

 

Sorry I know boy racers like that dont have much money and they cant afford fast cars or big upgrades. But when you have to steal your mums tights to modify your car you have stooped lower than low.

 

Stuart

LOL :D

I am going to start driving round with a digital camera so I can take pictures of cars such as the tights over the lenses, a BMW with Japanese wrighting stickers and poorly fitted 3 leg rear spoilers with the middle leg about 4 inches from the middle.

 

Stuart

I have to take a pic from a 1.1 Saxo in Kingston with TRD/HKS/Blitz/Nismo stickers :D:D:D

LMFAO:D now whats the bet Stu fits them on his Corsa:D:p:p:p

Will you shut the **** up MAC.

 

 

I tell you these things in confidence and you keep telling every one. ;)

Anyway I used stocking not tights, more class. I have the garter belt and suspenders wrapped round the exhaust too ;)

 

 

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

Will you shut the F**k up MAC.

 

 

I tell you these things in confidence and you keep telling every one. ;)

Anyway I used stocking not tights, more class. I have the garter belt and suspenders wrapped round the exhaust too ;)

 

 

 

Stuart

 

FFS LOL Stu,are these bits you using left over from that vid you are making?

Yeah but I washed them before I used them.

 

If I may say a quote from Butter from South Park

"Oooo it's all sticky"

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

Yeah but I washed them before I used them.

 

If I may say a quote from Butter from South Park

"Oooo it's all sticky"

 

Stuart

 

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

Stu, thats totally old, back when barton had his nova was the tights thing the big thing! You really should chat more with your new corsa buddies, they will tell you the history of maxx modds, its fookin font of knowledge, and you ignore it each time you go to the cruise!

Originally posted by Ay3388

Stu, thats totally old, back when barton had his nova was the tights thing the big thing! You really should chat more with your new corsa buddies, they will tell you the history of maxx modds, its fookin font of knowledge, and you ignore it each time you go to the cruise!

 

 

Is this true? Stu has Corsa buddies?

 

He goes to the Corsa Cruise LMFAO:D

Well great.

Any suggestions what I can do with my wife's knickers then.

Maybe stick them on the exhaust.

Geoff.

Originally posted by tanzx

Well great.

Any suggestions what I can do with my wife's knickers then.

Maybe stick them on the exhaust.

Geoff.

 

Hang them from the rear view mirror. It adds another 20bhp

 

Stuart

I like the cars around here with mods listed down the doors

 

SONY

PANASONIC

ALPINE

FOSGATE

NAAWWZ

 

 

Makes me scared to race them

So these Corsa boys should also be adding (gold on white):

 

Pretty Polly

MHS own brand

I can't think of any more.

 

Be fair, they're only adding some hosiery to their piles of pants ;)

MHS?

 

They could always use Hold-Ups and pretend they're well-'ard... :D

I saw one yesterday afternoon, a 1.6 escort the newer shape..

 

14 inch alloys raised suspension (i kid you not) a few of those neon things all over the car, and a gt wing larger than the veilside one on a Poopra - man i couldent believe it lol.

 

music blaring lol (i felt like saying to him- dude dont draw attention to yourself )

I bet those cars are good on "tight" corners. :D

 

I'll get me coat...............:cool:

Originally posted by Ajay

MHS?

 

What a twat... they're my mates initials! I think I meant M&S... or BHS... I dunno what I'm on about, obviously.