SRRAE Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Today I saw the most pathetic mod to any car. Let alone a Ford Escort I saw. His mods would have been listed as. Cheap tacky 16 inch alloys. Cheap tyres which are too wide for the car. Tights over the rear lights! What? Yeah thats correct, TIGHTS OVER THE REAR LIGHTS. I think this is the latest craze to hit my town with the boy racers. I noticed a Corsa in my street with a the none light part of the rear cluster blacked out. Looks like the Z look is back in. Sorry for all the people who spent hundreds changing it ;) Anyway at some lights today with this white Escort on the insside and as I was aproaching it I was thinking, what a waste of money buying rear light clusters just because they are smoked/blacked out. As I got even closer, I noticed they where not blacked out. it was a pair of black tights pulled over the light cluster. Sorry I know boy racers like that dont have much money and they cant afford fast cars or big upgrades. But when you have to steal your mums tights to modify your car you have stooped lower than low. Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XTT Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 LOL :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 I am going to start driving round with a digital camera so I can take pictures of cars such as the tights over the lenses, a BMW with Japanese wrighting stickers and poorly fitted 3 leg rear spoilers with the middle leg about 4 inches from the middle. Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XTT Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I have to take a pic from a 1.1 Saxo in Kingston with TRD/HKS/Blitz/Nismo stickers :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 LMFAO:D now whats the bet Stu fits them on his Corsa:D:p:p:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Will you shut the **** up MAC. I tell you these things in confidence and you keep telling every one. ;) Anyway I used stocking not tights, more class. I have the garter belt and suspenders wrapped round the exhaust too ;) Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by SRRAE Will you shut the F**k up MAC. I tell you these things in confidence and you keep telling every one. ;) Anyway I used stocking not tights, more class. I have the garter belt and suspenders wrapped round the exhaust too ;) Stuart FFS LOL Stu,are these bits you using left over from that vid you are making? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Yeah but I washed them before I used them. If I may say a quote from Butter from South Park "Oooo it's all sticky" Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by SRRAE Yeah but I washed them before I used them. If I may say a quote from Butter from South Park "Oooo it's all sticky" Stuart eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ay3388 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Stu, thats totally old, back when barton had his nova was the tights thing the big thing! You really should chat more with your new corsa buddies, they will tell you the history of maxx modds, its fookin font of knowledge, and you ignore it each time you go to the cruise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Ay3388 Stu, thats totally old, back when barton had his nova was the tights thing the big thing! You really should chat more with your new corsa buddies, they will tell you the history of maxx modds, its fookin font of knowledge, and you ignore it each time you go to the cruise! Is this true? Stu has Corsa buddies? He goes to the Corsa Cruise LMFAO:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanzx Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Well great. Any suggestions what I can do with my wife's knickers then. Maybe stick them on the exhaust. Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRRAE Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by tanzx Well great. Any suggestions what I can do with my wife's knickers then. Maybe stick them on the exhaust. Geoff. Hang them from the rear view mirror. It adds another 20bhp Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeGroves Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I like the cars around here with mods listed down the doors SONY PANASONIC ALPINE FOSGATE NAAWWZ Makes me scared to race them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51x Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 So these Corsa boys should also be adding (gold on white): Pretty Polly MHS own brand I can't think of any more. Be fair, they're only adding some hosiery to their piles of pants ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajay Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 MHS? They could always use Hold-Ups and pretend they're well-'ard... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 300z Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 I saw one yesterday afternoon, a 1.6 escort the newer shape.. 14 inch alloys raised suspension (i kid you not) a few of those neon things all over the car, and a gt wing larger than the veilside one on a Poopra - man i couldent believe it lol. music blaring lol (i felt like saying to him- dude dont draw attention to yourself ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nelson MainFella Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 I bet those cars are good on "tight" corners. :D I'll get me coat...............:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51x Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Ajay MHS? What a twat... they're my mates initials! I think I meant M&S... or BHS... I dunno what I'm on about, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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