White Zed spotted on M6 going northbound near bamber bridge with big Oz wheels - looked well smart. And those tailpipes looked amazing too, lovely noise as it came past me.

Hmmm I'll be laughing when your outdoor stove runs out of gas :D

I could always resort to the cherry red manihoo of the Granny

Wrong type of oil for cooking your food on that chiaaaaa

that reminds me - i need to go outside an top up the oil - as it is way below minimum - 5.25 gallons should see to that !

 

You'll find that used engine oil makes the best chips, onion rings, battered mars etc etc.

Is that why your wife is so FAT? LMAO

shes a pear shape

A pear? Like the ones that used to be on 'That's life' presented by esther 'horse' ransen? :D

it dosen't stop u sniffing round her ! I can see my metal bar getting ready for action.

LMFAO - she's a whale m8 - those welding sparks have seriously affected your eye sight :D

ye she could be anyone in your eyes, the amount of ale you consume, how would u know.

 

Why weld when u can use body filler and epoxy resin

ROFLMFAO - hey YOU started the bit about your wife :D I'm sure she's lovely - eye of the beholder an' all that :p

I didn't mention my wife at all, I'll see you on your door step tonight and you can elaborate on the suggestions you are making here

LOL, this isn't another disgruntled husband is it Duff?

Just disgruntled cos his wife is ****in ugly m8 :D

N/M LOL..... :D

Best read on here for ages Andy!!!! :D :D :D

Nice one

Nick

:cool:

Originally posted by HondaCivicTypeR

I didn't mention my wife at all, I'll see you on your door step tonight and you can elaborate on the suggestions you are making here

So did he turn up with his metal bar in the end then ?