Have you heard about the 3 gay Supra drivers?

 

Bonkers, Martin and Chisholm, three gay guys had a long day and decided to sleep over at Bonkers house. Of course they all slept in the same bed. Bonkers in the middle, Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm on each side.

In the morning they all woke up with a good yawn.

Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm each said they had a dream that they were being jerked off.

Bonkers said, ''Funny!, I had a dream I was ski-ing''

 

 

Our 3 Queer Supra owners, Bonkers, Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm had each lost their lovers in a tragic Cottaging accident that involved overexposure to a Toilet Duck a packet of 'Bloo-loo' and rectal damage caused by over tightly rolled posters of Craig David covered in lashings Utterly-butterly, a fatal mix of that there is no doubt!

 

Bonkers, Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm arrange to visit the funeral home at the same time, and they were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

 

Bonkers said "My Honey-bunny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

 

Gay Martin said "My transvestite queen bitch was a wonderful fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

 

Gay Chisholm said, "My Tarquin was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

 

Nothing against queers... so long as they stay in their Supras and knob each other it's fine by me....hahaha :D

Where is Big Roy anyway? ;)

Originally posted by The Devil

Gay Martin said "My transvestite queen bitch :D

 

Ring any bells Chris?!:D

Too serious...

 

Why was 'Bonkers' fired from the sperm bank?

Because he was caught drinking on the job.

 

What does Chisholm call haemorrhoids?

Speed bumps

 

Did you hear about Bonkers, Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm when they attacked a woman?

Two held her down while the third did her hair.

 

Did you know that most Supra drivers used to be Milkmen?

They are the original 'Dairy queens'.

 

What do you call a queer paddy called Martin?

A gay-lick.

Very humerous. But aren't these only really that funny when you know the people involved and/or you've got the balls to post them where they're going to read them? I presume these are people you've pi55ed off on another board.

Most people here will know or know of someone 'similar' to the above maybe... but even if you don't it is funny... 'in' jokes are coolest when they work on 2 levels... don't you think...

Bonkers walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for 7 shots of tequila. The bartender asks "what are you celebrating?" Bonkers says, " I've just had my first blowjob." The bartender says, " Wow, that is an event worth celebrating, let me buy you another." Bonkers then says" Thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

Gay Martin decides to get a tattoo. On arrival to the tattooist he spots a picture of Evander Holyfield.

"Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?" he asked the tattooist.

So it was done. On the way out of the tattoo parlour he spotted another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson. "Oh, good Lord!" Gay Martin blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?"

So it was done. On returning home, Gay Chisholm says, "Well, drop your trousers, give us a look."

He dropped his pants and showed his ass.

Gay Chisholm gasped and replied, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."

I know I shouldnt be laughing BUT this guy is funny. ROFL:D

Bonkers, Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm, driving happily along in Bonkers Supra.

As they came to an cross-roads, they stopped as the lights were red.

All of a sudden a huge articulated truck drives straight into the back of poor Bonkers Supra.

Our 3 Queens were really p!ssed about this!

Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm tell Bonkers to get out of the car to sort out the truck driver.

So Bonkers gets out of the car and approaches the trucker. who apparently is one big mother-trucker.

"You bloody idiot! Look at what you've done to our beloved Supra!", exclaims Bonkers. "You're going to pay for this damage you know!"

"Suck my d!ck!", shouts the trucker.

This made Bonkers to go back to his car, to discuss the situation with Gay Martin and Gay Chisholm...

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"I think he wants to settle out of court."

hmmm

 

bit like a retarded dwarf

 

its not big and its not clever

But unlike your stuff.... funny.... hahahaha :D