Sorry about the arrows and spaces, couldn't be bothered to edit them out..............

 

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their

> > passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made

> > passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell

> > asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he

> told

> > the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and

> > dirt.Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and

> > drove home. "Where have you been?" emanded his wife when he entered

the

> > house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my

> > secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and

> didn't

> > wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and

> said,

> > "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

LOL. :D :D

Why was he wearing golf shoes?:confused: :D :D ;)

Who said they were golf shoes???

 

Go and stand in the corner till you're ready to apologise.

You cant play golf in ordinary shoes!!:rolleyes:

Don't you know anything!!!;) :D

Good joke though...:D :D :D