No prizes, except for raising your post count!

And just in keeping....

 

 

 

CORNER!!!

Originally posted by Ajay

And just in keeping....

 

 

 

CORNER!!!

 

NO I'M NOT............. :p

 

See your fibblin..............

 

I'm not in the lounge..................

 

Matty.

PMSL!! Well a room in your house then unless the pub has laid on internet access just for its favourite member. :p :D

 

 

 

 

You can't see my fibblin....! :eek:

 

Originally posted by Ajay

PMSL!! Well a room in your house then unless the pub has laid on internet access just for its favourite member. :p :D

 

 

 

 

You can't see my fibblin....! :eek:

 

 

They sell Carlsberg, so of course they have internet access for their favourite regular, even have a 6ft leggy blonde to play with the mouse and surf the net (she is wearing a v.small bikini!) so i can keep on drinking..........which I must add doesn't xost me a penny!

 

If Carlsberg made pubs...............

 

:D

 

Matty.

:D :D :D

 

With all that effort, I'm surprised they left you to pick up the glass on your own and didn't tilt the pub so that the liquid formed a perfect arc and all you had to do was open your mouth and swallow. ;) :D

 

 

 

 

;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Hmmmmmm.......those words seem familiar..... )

Originally posted by Ajay

:D :D :D the liquid formed a perfect arc and all you had to do was open your mouth and swallow. ;) :D

 

 

 

 

;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Hmmmmmm.......those words seem familiar..... )

 

 

Well I told you I was a good shot.................but you wouldn't believe me and had to have a demonstration..........

 

 

......of my beer pouring skills.........

 

;)

 

Matty.

Of course! Can't just come out with out-landish claims like that and expect me to swallow it............hook, line and sinker.

 

 

Proof was required! ;) :D

Looks like you have learnt quickly........ ;)

 

I like the nice 'cup' of the bottle there, nice touch......:p

 

 

 

Two hand job? I think so........:D

 

 

 

Start Slowly..........

 

 

 

And then...........

Quicken it up a bit..........;)

 

 

 

Nearly there...........

 

 

 

Taa-daaaaaaaaaaa.............nice job, clean hands too....you are getting good!!

 

:D

 

Matty.

Well, you know what they say - practice makes perfect. ;)

 

At first I got the angle all wrong and it just spilled everywhere and if you do it too fast it just explodes all over the glass making a very sticky mess.

 

;) :D

Practice makes perfect...........as you rightly say!!

 

Nothing worse than a two 'stroke' creamy head.......apparently..

 

Not that I have ever experienced a ending quite that quick, however there was this one time at band camp........

 

;)

 

Matty.

Originally posted by Ajay

Well, you know what they say - practice makes perfect. ;)

 

At first I got the angle all wrong and it just spilled everywhere and if you do it too fast it just explodes all over the glass making a very sticky mess.

 

;) :D

 

LMFAO:D

2 stroke "creamy" heads are definitely no good. It's an Optimax pour all the way. Quality over quantity.

 

The antici...................

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...........................pation of the pour is half the fun. ;)

Originally posted by Ajay

2 stroke "creamy" heads are definitely no good. It's an Optimax pour all the way. Quality over quantity.

 

The antici...................

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...........................pation of the pour is half the fun. ;)

 

I agree!!

 

I enjoy the long drive to the garage, driving slowly making sure the 3.0TT isn't rushed...... ;)

 

Then the pull up........to the pump........the slow careful insert of the the optimax nozzle and then a little jiggle to make sure it's all the way in and squeeze..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

And fill her up!!

 

£20 please.............I have to pay everytime, I'm that good you think it would be free by now!!

 

:D :D

 

Matty.

Gezackly...and you have to choose just the right pump too! No dirty nozzles in the petrol neck! Dirty petrol makes for a bumpy ride and leaves grit in the bottom! :)

 

Insert the nozzle, squeeze gently and hear the fluid rushing to fill the tank and imagine just how far you can go when full! (With a Zed TT, about 6 metres on a full tank! ;))

 

However - a note of caution! Get the angle wrong and it prematurely cuts off! Then it's a fiddle to get it started again. But get it right first time and you'll soon be purring up the road enjoying the freedom and exhilaration!

 

:D

Also the wierd thing is the second fill up seems to take forever!!

 

:D

 

Matty.

=nods=

 

Sometimes if you leave a gap between first and second fill up, it goes much more smoothly and quicker. But there are times when you're squeezing that nozzle and it just doesn't seem to get you anywhere. ;)

 

 

:D

What was this thread about again??

 

Oh yeah...........What's the part..........???

 

The pictures can be found on page 1 of 7 but I would advide you look through all the pages.......mind you if your reading this you obviously have read through every page and already know, unless you have forgotten what the parts are so ignore this message!!

 

That was a public service anouncement and in no way was it used to boost my post count which I must admit after today is look quite healthy............:D

 

Matty.

Are we getting this new forum or not? :D

It's one of those thingies'

Geoff.

And the other pic is a doda!!!!

Geoff.

Originally posted by XTT

Are we getting this new forum or not? :D

 

Fingers crossed!! LMAO

 

:D :p :D

 

 

Matty.

How the hell did i manage to start this????

 

Anyway the answers,

 

1. What i think is the carbon cannister, but i may be wrong.

 

2. The Air con doofer

And another thing, I did this thread to up MY post count, leave it for less than 24 hours and its got a hundred fookin replies!!!

 

Anyway, im off to celibrate my 1000th postday now!!!!!

Ah shurrup. :p

 

Gave you another excuse to post, did it not? ;) :D