Joke

The Police is launching a new campaign to promote safe driving by awarding money prizes to the safest drivers. So they used a helicopter to see who's the safest of all the drivers.

Once they found him, they stopped him to congratulate him:

Police Officer: Good Day Sir

Driver: Good Day Officer, is there something wrong?

P-O: Actually, every single thing about your driving is great, and we would like to congratulate you by giving you a 3000 pound checque.

Driver: Really? Thank you very much officer, i don't know what to say!!

P-O: Just tell us what are you going to do with the money! :)

Driver: Uhmmm....

probably get a driver's licence! :D

P-O: (gobsmacked)

(the Driver's wife then enters the conversation)

D-W: don't listen to him officer, he doesn't know what he's talking about everytime he is drunk

P-O: (speechless)

(then the Driver's kid enters the conversation and says)

D-K: :rolleyes: I told you we're are not getting very far with a stolen car :rolleyes: