emero

Senior Member

 

Registered: Sep 2002

Location: Warwick uk

Posts: 200

 

 

 

Raaarrrrr!!!!

 

Gold star and bar of choccy en route to you as of now!!!

 

Well done! :D :D :D :D

oooerrrr ta very much choccy choccy yum yum

ROFL that choccy looks familiar-

pity it's all gone though :(

Dave

You know what they say about chocs and the opposite sex,well its true,I KNOW!!:D :D

Well its not a YORKIE..............But then It's NOT FOR GIRLS..:D

Originally posted by Elmo

Well its not a YORKIE..............But then It's NOT FOR GIRLS..:D

 

Elmo

glad it ain't a yorkie cos the choccy tastes naff, you boys are welcome to it...... glad i'm not a girly.....

 

Dave that bar was heavenly :D

 

 

Money talks chocolate sings

Originally posted by emero

Elmo

 

Dave that bar was heavenly :D

Emero

Was that the beer bar or the chocolate bar ??? :rolleyes:

 

Damn .......licking my ears again..........yummy chocky holic......roll on Christmas...

Dave

it was the choccy bar LOL

 

 

oh beer yummy though got to be decent stuff to drink

 

 

oh how many dave's we got I'm now confused:confused: :eek:

A chocolate eating, beer drinking, Z driving woman.

How rare is that ?

 

Dave.......One of the many...... :rolleyes:

hmmm- hope my doctor doesn't read these threads- beer and choccy are no-no's for me- being a diabetic. But I like "living on the edge" :D:D:D

NO chocolate ......NO beer.........aw **** might as well be dead

I do consume these against medical advice- forbidden fruit tastes sweetest :p :p :)

Originally posted by Elmo

NO chocolate ......NO beer.........aw **** might as well be dead

 

 

I was watching a TV program with my lovely girlfriend when it said that 50% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. I confronted my girlfriend about this and she wouldn't confirm it but refused to deny it.

 

You see if I ask Cath anything and she takes a second or 2 to answer the answer is yes. So when I ask a question and I am faced with a second of silence the answer is yes.

 

So during this conversation about her preferences, I asked her if she was thinking about eating chocolate now, during our conversation. I was faced with the silence. Which means yes! The conversation ended when she started to finish off the reminder of my last easter egg. If which I had none of. between my mum and Cath, they eat the 2 eggs I got.

 

Now Ajay and Elmo, at times, would you rather have chocolate than sex? Or is it just my bad love making which makes her turn to chocolate as an alternative.?

 

My manhood depends on this. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

 

Stuart

So I take it you lot never got any eggs for Easter then:D

Originally posted by MAC 1

So I take it you lot never got any eggs for Easter then:D

 

No. No sex either with all that chocolate around. LOL

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

I was watching a TV program with my lovely girlfriend when it said that 50% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.

 

Now Ajay and Elmo, at times, would you rather have chocolate than sex? Or is it just my bad love making which makes her turn to chocolate as an alternative.?

 

My manhood depends on this. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

 

Stuart

 

 

do u want my opinion or Elmo's yer confusing me first thing in the morning arrgghhh LOL:confused: :D :confused:

Originally posted by SRRAE

Now Ajay and Elmo, at times, would you rather have chocolate than sex?

Or is it just my bad love making which makes her turn to chocolate as an alternative.?

 

 

SRRAE

Have you been having a ham shank as your eyesight is fading......

 

Afraid to dissapoint you but I AM NOT A WOMAN...... ;)

 

But in answer to your question ( me being a bloke ) i have to say i would rather have them both.....preferably both at the same time..... :D

 

in answer to the 2nd part of your question try sleeping with a chocolate bar in your Y fronts.........

 

Dave...

Ooops.:rolleyes:

 

I got your user name mixed up with some one else. LOL

 

It was very late and I was tired ;)

Stuart

LOL............easily done but i normally get called worse than that so no offence taken :D

Dave

LOL Stu= foot in it again:D:D:D

Originally posted by SRRAE

INow Ajay and Elmo, at times, would you rather have chocolate than sex? Or is it just my bad love making which makes her turn to chocolate as an alternative.?

 

1) Elmo's a bloke...or at least, I presume he is with a name like Dave. :D

 

2) Chocolate gives me a raging headache that can quite easily become a migraine. Sex cures headaches due to release of "happy" endorphins.

 

;)

 

 

I'll leave you to make your own decisions. ;)