I am at work, to do the betting on the Man Utd Real Mardid match and I got a doner kebab covered in chilie sause for my dinner.

 

Realising that I have a white T-Shirt, a sloppy kebab is not the best thing to be eating, with no knife or fork, it you want to remain clean. I sound like a washing powder advert. ;)

 

Anyway last bit of kebab to go and not one drop on me and I was very pleased. :D

I eat the last bit very carfully, success :D

 

Not one to leave any bit of a kebab, it was time to eat the small bits that are left over. Picking up the last small strand of doner meat, if that is what it is, I moved it towards my mouth and............

 

SNAP!

 

The fecking strand of meat snapped and the bottom half, covered in chilie sauce, landed in the middle of my white T-Shirt. Not olnly that but it also slid down making it even worse.

 

Why does this sort of thing happen?

 

LOL

 

Stuart

Its the chilie Devil seeking its revenge.

Kebabs are not meant to be eaten when you are sober...thats why!!:D :D

Cheers,

F.T.

Because the donner meat is only compressed offal there is not really much holding it together, but if it was a lump of steak then you could dangle it over your shirt all day without fear of snapping :D:D

But it does taste "OFFAL-ly" nice! :D

u shud be eating hot sweet & sour chicken instead !!

 

yum yum;) :)

Nah.........that would make the pitta too soggy.

Great game of football though...:)

Beckham shudda been on from the start

Stu

 

It happened BECAUSE, you were wearing a white t-shirt. You would have been fine with a black one.

 

Drawing attention un' all that!

 

 

Sorry to put a downer on it.

Originally posted by paulg

Because the donner meat is only compressed offal there is not really much holding it together, but if it was a lump of steak then you could dangle it over your shirt all day without fear of snapping :D:D

 

 

I agree 100% Paul;)

 

Stu serve you right for eating such SHITE!:D:p

It's called sod's law,

 

like when you drive at 30 mph for a whole month and don't see a copper, then the ONE TIME you tip over 150 there's millions of the B*****RDS!

 

te he!