A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg."

 

 

 

........come on, you ALL know you're going to be telling that to your mates later, claiming it as you own! ;)

LMFAO:D :D

 

Marc

Fella goes to the doc with a steering wheel stuck down his boxershorts, doc says 'Hey son is that a steering wheel in your pants?'

 

'Yeah doc, man you got to help me... it's drivin me nuts'

 

Oh dear.

Where does Saddam Hussien keep his CD's

 

In Iraq (a rack, geddit??)

 

Phooey ill stop now.

 

;)

Oh dear, oh dear. :D

 

Where you from Senna?