Individually they are really nice people but as a country I hate it.

 

France has been against the war in Iraq and said it will use its Vito power to block any UN resolution no matter what it is.

 

Guess which country is saying it should have the contract to build bridges and roads in Iraq? Hmmmmm france.

 

After saying its not about Sadam its all about oil and money, france jumps in and says it should rebuild all these things to what would be a very nice profit for them.

 

As I said French People are lovely. france as a country is the biggest ****** country in the world.

 

 

Had to say this cos I dont think this post will last very long before its deleted ;)

 

Stuart

America fairly sux too, more so than france IMHO. and IYHO i should hope! ;)

I had to work for the French for 6 years. Some were nice as pie. But some were arrogant, rude, self-opinionated and looked down on anyone who wasn't French - especially loathing the Brits and the US. You couldn't trust them, they lied and cheated.

 

Nice behaviour from a country which has had to be rescued twice by the UK / US.

Humph - Gio :(

Yeah me too - anyone remember the 'Rainbow Warrior'??? ;) You also forgot to say they SMELL of rotting cabbages too :D:D:D:D

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."

Mark Twain

> > >

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."

General George S. Patton

> > >

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

Norman Schwarzkopf

> > >

We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

Marge Simpson

> > >

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

Jacques Chirac, President of France

> > >

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

> > >---Rush Limbaugh,

> > >

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

> > >--- Regis Philbin

> > >

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and

drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."

> > >--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

> > >

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."

> > >---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

> > >

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people."

> > >--Conan O'Brien

> > >

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"

> > >---Jay Leno

> > >

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."

> >--David Letterman

> > >

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

> > >

"The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine"

> > >---Winston Churchill

> > >

> > >Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France!

 

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I quite like France actually! Nice cheese.:)

Matz.

P.J. O'Rourke - what a legend !

 

Actually, France has a lot going for it, but it's nice that a) it's separated from us by water and b) you can come home afterwards .... ;)

Isn't it true that the building of most, if not all of Saddam's palace's was contracted to the French...

 

I have nothing againt the French. In fact, I have a fair few French pals but their politics is truly f*cked up. That list Matz posted is spot on!!!

 

Regards,

Pierre

Matz, you forgot this one:-

"Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys":-

Groundskeeper Willie

;)

Dave

Originally posted by Matz

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

Jacques Chirac, President of France

 

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I quite like France actually! Nice cheese.:)

Matz.

 

 

We and the yanks should have said that earlier this century.

Originally posted by Gio

But some were arrogant, rude, self-opinionated and looked down on anyone who wasn't French - especially loathing the Brits and the US. You couldn't trust them, they lied and cheated.

 

Nice behaviour from a country which has had to be rescued twice by the UK / US.

Humph - Gio :(

 

Good post -sounds about right - and the women don't shave their armpits !

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

We and the yanks should have said that earlier this century.

 

what? and let germany and japan invade us?

i say france is hiding more terorist than any other

 

country . i say route them out .. bomb the

 

shit out of paris thatll show them . and we all

 

know their military is shit . they surender

 

quicker than the iraqs. get them out of the EU

 

FOR GODS SAKE.let them hang alone..

 

 

 

power to all zed owners......

France has the largest tourism market outside of the US (US not inclusing internal travel) I woudl love to see ther results of next years figures, as the US are there biggest toursim market.

 

 

The only place i have been arrested in Europe was in France lol (yes i beat up the Underground ticket guy in Paris lmffao) and im proud of it :D:D)

 

Reason we had a fight, was because when i asked for directions he said to me in English "if you dont speak french im not helping you" ????? so i had some choice English / Afrikaanse 4 letter words for him, and the funniest thing was he understood them all bwhahahahaha.

Originally posted by MikeGroves

what? and let germany and japan invade us?

 

I was being sarcastic dear boy !;)

And which country's biggest naval and special forces victory was the Rainbow Warrior?

My mum and dad where looking to have a holiday on France and after getting all the information through about it, they found they had a Tourist tax. £2 a day you have to pay to be a tourist in France when they stayed in a cottage.

 

 

Thats a good way to keep people away from your country.

 

 

Stuart

Originally posted by DaveW

Matz, you forgot this one:-

"Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys":-

Groundskeeper Willie

;)

Dave

 

 

Willie teaching French. Sooooo Funny :D