Here's the (now cancelled!) schedule for Badhdad TV:-

 

IRAQI TV GUIDE

 

06.00 - Morning Prayers

 

07.30 - The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD - A look back at the events of the last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening of a new French oil refinery.

 

08.00 - FILM : Saddambusters - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991 Iraqi victory in Kuwait.

 

09.30 - Have I Got Genocide For You - Celebrities make weapons of mass destruction out of everyday objects.

 

10.00 - Holiday - The team check out nice places for the Saddam family to retire. Featuring: North Korea, Zimbabwe and France.

 

10.30 - M*O*U*S*T*A*S*H*E - Amusing field hospital series continues with Mustafa treating some children maimed by landmines.

 

11.30 - Tomorrow's World - New torture inventions for scientists who refuse to make nuclear bombs.

 

12.00 - Green Peter - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag, and how to make a President Bush effigy.

 

12.30 - Only Fools and Camels - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas.

 

13.30 - Koranation Street - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o'nine

tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being homosexual.

 

14.00 - Question Time - Members of the public face awkward questions from the Secret Service.

 

15.00 - Allah McBeal

 

15.30 - You've Bin Ladened - Amusing footage shot secretly in Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.

 

16.00 - Middle-East Enders - The entire cast is beheaded for not saluting when Saddam comes on the telly.

 

16.30 - Sadd's Army - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages.

 

17.00 - Wheel of Terror

 

17.30 - Talitubbies - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas.

 

18.00 - FILM : Saddam's Angels - The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free speech to Iraq.

 

19.30 - Big Brother - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed this week?

 

20.30 - Xena : Modestly Dressed Housewife - Xena stays at home in a mask and does some housework.

 

21.30 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer.

 

22.30 - The Sky At Night - presented by Patrick the Moor. What to see in the Iraqi night sky during March: Includes B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles.

 

23.30 - LATE FILM : Carry on Praying.

 

01.00 - Closedown - For Good.

 

Cheerz :D

Dave

LOL really funny.

Class :D:D:D

 

Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer.

 

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but every country has a right to have its own TV programmes !

 

this is nothing short of World Domination !! :D - suggesting that these programmes shouldn't be watched - they have a right to customs such as genocide, executions and torture as we have a right to drinking tea and discussing the weather - you are all being narrow-minded !:D :D

Excellent!! That did make me smile!!:D :D

My favourite has got to be Xena!!

Class!!:D :D

F.T.