If you're at a track day and Mr. Rowan "unlucky rubber face" Atkinson asks you for a once round the oval in your Z...tell him to get lost sharpish!!! LMAO!

 

Mr. Bean Crashes Aston Martin

 

 

Tim

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lol i heard that on the news this morning, man first the f1 now this... at least he can afford to fix them..

check this list out it is a profile of drivers cars

 

 

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.

Acura Legend: I’m too bland for German cars.

Acura NSX: I am impotent.

Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires.

BMW 3-series: I wish I were important. BMW 5-series: I’m not important, but at least I got a raise.

BMW 7-series: I’m still not important, but I’ve perfected the art of living beyond my means.

Buick Riviera: I like to make a statement by driving an ugly car, and the Toyota Supra is too small.

Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states.

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.

Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp.

Cadillac- All Others: A Buick Park Avenue is too young and sporty for me.

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people.

Chevrolet Chevette: I like people’s reactions when I tell them I have a ‘vette.

Chevrolet Corvette: I’m in a mid-life crisis.

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.

Chrysler Caravan: It’s kinda sporty with those child-seats, don’t you think? Please say yes.

Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather.

Chrysler LHS: I want a car big enough to be seen by the Sojourner spacecraft.

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.

Dodge Stealth: I’m having a mid-life crisis, but I couldn’t afford a Corvette.

Ford Explorer: It IS NOT a station wagon ... it’s a “sport-ute.”

Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart.)

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones.

Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 m.p.h. and change lanes when I pull up behind them.

Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.

Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit.

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Jeep Cherokee: It is NOT a yuppie station wagon.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lexus 300/400: I’m a contra-snob; I don’t mind spending $50,000 on a car with a $20,000 design.

Lincoln Towncar: I live for bingo and covered-dish suppers.

Lincoln Navigator: I own lots of ExxonMobil Stock.

Mercury Grand Marquis: (See Towncar.)

Mercedes SLK Convertible: Why yes, my name is Buffy.... how did you know?

Mercedes 500SEL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.

MGB: I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don’t know what it means either.

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Nissan Maxima: My 3rd wife made me sell the 300ZX.

Nissan Sentra GLE: The JokeMaster talked me into it. Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off the parts. Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List.

Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing “The Macarena.”

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock.

Porsche 911 Turbo: I am a bad-ass who likes big-breasted women.

Porsche 944: I am dating big-breasted women who otherwise would be inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic.)

Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu.

Toyota Camry: I am in the closet.

Toyota Supra: I like driving a car that looks like a mutant fish.

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns.

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet. Volkswagon Microbus: I have been tripping continuously since 1968.

Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife.

 

Have you checked your e-mail WaZZer???

 

 

Tim

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MGB - I'm dating a mechanic

 

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Absolute class! Not impressed with the Supra one though, they are gorgeous, not fishy!

 

LMAO!

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Shame there was nothing about MR2's ! My mate with an NSX looks a bit disappointed though !!!!

I saw Rowan crash his Mclaren, some silly old lady in a 84 metro pulled out in front of him on a nice straight bit of road. He went straight underneath the metro and catapulted it into the air and it landed on its side. The damage to the Mclaren was a broken windscreen, and a broken arial (plus a few bits of carbon fibre lying around that vanished rather quickly). The metro was totalled and (Mrs Robinson - lives in my village) thought she had been hit by a blackbird.

Bet the boys in the tow truck had a good time back at the yard.