:D :D :D

 

You gotta love this guy.....

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at

Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno

mentioned it.

 

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone

for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their

wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give

everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,

including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier

and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there,

just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,

he turned to the best man and said, "F_ _ K you!".

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F_ _ K you!".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,

"I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding

immediately after finding out about the affair,

this guy goes through with the charade,

as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's

parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,

and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front

of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of

church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

 

> > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members

> > > > > > and friends......................................$32,000.

> > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the

> > > > > > occasion..........................................$3,000.

> > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

> > > > > > Maui..............................................$8,500.

> > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

> > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best

> > > > > > man..........Priceless.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else =

> > > > > > there's

> > > > > > MASTERCARD

 

 

 

Enjoy

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

Urban myth

 

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm