Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a Paris to London flight. A

man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed

that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up

with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag. He was

extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to

contain large bundles of money.

 

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I

can never repay your kindness, but I will try to....with a word of

advice for you: Stay away from Wales".

 

My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?"

she asked him.

 

No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a shithole."

hey I live in wales :( :( :p :p

lol

 

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whats the best thing to come out of a penis when ya stroke it?

 

the wrinkles

 

 

whats the difference between a man and a vibrator?

 

a vibrator wont make you sleep in a wet patch

 

 

whats 6 inches long ,3 inches wide and drives woman wild?

 

 

a fifty pound note

 

 

two old ladies outside their nursing home,havin a smoke,when it started to rain

one of the ladies pulled out a condon,cut off the end,and put it over her cigarette,and continued smoking.

Miriam:whats that?

Agnes:A condom,this way my cigarette doesnt get wet.

Miriam:where did u get it?

Agness:you can get them from the chemist/pharmacist

 

 

the next day miriam hobbles to her local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

the guy,obviously embarrassed,looks at her kind of strangely

(she is after all,over 80 years old)but very delicately asks,"what brand do u prefer?"

 

"doesnt matter sonny,as long as it fits a Camel.

 

 

why do men get married?

 

so they dont have to hold their stomach in any more

 

 

why do men have their best ideas during sex?

 

because they are plugged into a genius

 

 

 

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whats the difference between agolf ball and a g-spot?

 

men will always look for a golf ball

 

 

whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

 

a computer doesnt laugh at a 3.1/2 inch floppy

Whats the difference between a lost golf ball and a mounted policeman??

 

One of thems a Hunt on a Course!!

 

(Sorry F.T!!)

Originally posted by b19rks

Whats the difference between a lost golf ball and a mounted policeman??

 

One of thems a Hunt on a Course!!

 

(Sorry F.T!!)

 

Ok then!

 

What is the differance between going down on a woman,and a traffic cop with a speed gun????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you go down on a woman,you can see the c**t behind the bush:D:D:D