I hope you enjoy these.

 

What is the Iraqi air force motto?

I came, I saw, Iran.

I might add... this is France's motto, also.

 

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?

Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

 

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?

Two days.

 

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way.

 

What is the best Iraqi job?

Foreign ambassador.

 

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

You only have to teach them to take off.

 

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52

 

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck. Also chicken.

France, also.

 

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their air force.

 

 

 

Hugs and kisses

 

 

Wendy

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PARIS, FRANCE - President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be deploying two elite units of French troops to Iraq in the event of war. Five hundred crack troops from the 2nd Groupement d'Instruction en Abandonment are mobilizing to assist the Iraqi Army in the finer points of military surrender. "The immediate capitulation of an armed force is a delicate and intricate tactic in which we French have much

experience." said Defense Ministry spokesperson, General de Armee Francoise, Phillippe Hommes de Petit-Pommes. "There is a certain protocol in laying down your arms or fleeing the battlefield. To wave the white flag while remaining arrogant, pompous and insufferable requires experience and training. The French Army believes it is second to none in the fine art of surrendering quickly. The record of our armed forces in that area speaks for itself. The Iraqi performance in giving up

without a fight during the last Gulf War was commendable but

slip-shod. We hope to improve their level of surrender execution for the next war."

General Hommes de Petit-Pommes further announced that 1000 advisors from the Regiment de Collaborateurs Francais will also be dispatched to Iraq to assist the Iraqi people in collaborating effectively with any occupation force. "It is more important to protect their art treasures than to defend their honor," the General pointed out.

 

The General also expressed the hope that Baghdad has some tree-lined boulevards. "It was our experience that the Germans liked to march in the shade, and we feel the Americans and the British might like that same measure of comfort in Iraq, especially as warm weather settles in this spring."

 

BAHAHAHA.

Originally posted by 300z

PARIS, FRANCE - President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be deploying two.......

 

LOL! Class!:D

 

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Sorry Wazz but this is just too much:D :D .

 

I bet he gets his nails done regularly, and his roots too. Good grooming makes a world of difference, especially in those harsh dessert conditions.

 

And I bet you can relate to all this can't you Wazz:D :D .

 

LMAOOO

 

Hugs and kisses

 

 

Wendy

 

P.S. Do you wax or shave?:D :D

ROFLMFAO :D :D