All hail the Tool Meister! :D

 

Oiiiiiii, geezer, was chatting with an old friend of yours tonight and she wanted me to post this message for you...

 

Lucky git! :D

 

tell him "Jx, or (JxBabe) sez hello cheeky and u owe her a ride in ur car, and that the spitroast wiv cossie is optional"

 

FFS! Jammy bugger. :D

did she have snakes instead of hair? :D

She must know she's safe making comments like that cos Tooley and chris havnt got the equipment for a good old spit roastin :D:D

nothing can prepare you for jx the sultry minx.....she's a game girl and ure mrs wont be happy timmy......as for you mr g it looks like myself and the cossiemeister will have to make you the new rexy im sure our non existant weaponry will make you smart a little for a few weeks......its been too long since we all met me thinks its time for a certain ginger brian may/slash wannabee rockstar to have another open day now its warmer we could even invite young jx she would be overcome with all ure motors im sure and we could inert our cheesy nimrods into mr g's most private of places lol

LMFAO :D

 

When you say game do you mean on it or mad for it? :D :D

 

I ain't payin'!!! :D

im up for that lmao :D :p

 

hello tooley :D hey u cant replace rexy lol cossie might have summit to say bout that

 

hehehe

I have no issue with Rexy being replaced JX, in fact Paul's a bit of a sweety, you might have trouble keeping your hands off him !

well thats no good i have enough trouble keepin my hands off u never mind anyone else :eek:

You don't want Ron Jeremy and Dagenham Dave, me and Paul will give you a smaugasbaud instead of a Sunday roast sweetheart! ;)

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

You don't want Ron Jeremy and Dagenham Dave, me and Paul will give you a smaugasbaud instead of a Sunday roast sweetheart! ;)

 

Right on Timmy!!!!!

You tell our feeble freinds how it is :d:D

Wish i knew what the smaugsthing is though

Paul

I doubt that I got the spelling right my right honourable gentleman! ROFL :D

 

It means that you don't have to put up with a sunday roast from Phat boy and Cosworth Christopher and instead indulge in sexual activity with me and you providing sausage rolls and ham sandwiches with the crusty bits cut off!!! ROFLMFAO :D

 

Oh and pineapple and chesse on cocktail sticks if she so chooses. ;)

but i want cossie an tooley lol :p

 

im sure ur just as good but hey they the original and best for spitroast :D lol

Can I turn the spit roast and do a bit of basting if things get dry?

LOL :D

Only if you baste near the front Chris, I'M at the back ! If myself and Tooley swap places, please take your lead from me. The Tooleymeister might be a little, shall we say, pre-occupied

lmao, this sounds like fun hehehe

Originally posted by JxBabe

lmao, this sounds like fun hehehe

 

Can we have some pics so we can get practicing?! ;)

LMAO :D

pics of wot?

LOL :D

 

Oh no!

 

Chris she's not your type bud, she doesn't have hairy armpits or stubble and teeth like godzilla!!! :D :D Or nappy rash!!! :D

Hey cheeky fvcker! I'll set one of my dogs on you! ;) LOL

:D :D

wot pics? :confused:

You want some pics of JX ? I got some of her sat in me car.... but it's not a Z lads sorry, she's a 'cossie' girl through and through. She only wants a go in Tooley's car because it's him she's after, not the car !

Originally posted by cossie chRiS

You want some pics of JX ? I got some of her sat in me car.... but it's not a Z lads sorry, she's a 'cossie' girl through and through. She only wants a go in Tooley's car because it's him she's after, not the car !

 

Taste or what? LMFAO :D

 

Tooley has a cracking personality I will say that! :D

Hey, I may have not been on here for a while, but sorry to say, Mr G is mine!!!!!!! Fully booked and paid for up front, but still waiting for delivery............... Mr G, hope you ain't forgotten me or I'm going to have to come up and 'sort you out'!

Hey we could go for a double spit roast with Mrs T providing the second course in a medieval banquet style Z meet orgie! :D :D :D

Originally posted by cossie chRiS

She only wants a go in Tooley's car because it's him she's after, not the car !

 

I don't mind if she does it the other way round and only has me for the car ;) :D

:D :D

 

I am cryin' this end! :D

 

She told me that the only reason she didn't get into Tool Meisters car is coz of all the playstation gear on the passenger seat. :D

 

CLASS! :D :D