We're crap, we're crap!!! Tennis, cricket, football and driving carZ!!! We're so, so arse!!! LMFAO!

 

So it's official, Mikhail Shoe-Maker has won again in a wop car!

 

REZPECT to the Shoe-Maker!

 

 

Tim

:-(

 

P.S. We're getting desperate now, re-animate Mansell and get Damon off the golf course!

The race was crap.

Boring high speed traffic jam.

Someone could do with some re-animation and he wasn't a Brit but a mad, speed charged Brazil Nut.

God rest his yellow helmet.

 

Glen.

...TRUE, aiiiii!

 

 

Tim "stuck in Ali-G mode" non Twin Tub

;-)

 

The Gerry's may have lost the war but they're sure making up for it now!

 

Shoe-Maker is dominating F1, along with his Bro. What next, Mummy Shoe-Maker 3rd on the grid after qualifying with Mikhail and Ralph in front!

 

Germans are winning the LeMans with 2xAudi and a cloaked Audi in 3rd brainwashing Brits into believing that it's British...LMAO!

 

Germans win at football on a regular basis humiliating us beyond belief!

 

Lennox is Jamaican!

 

Rusedski is Canadian!

 

Nasser Husein is from Husein land!

 

90percent of the Premiership is foreign, looking at signing Argie Bargies into Man U.?

 

...and Al Fahyed can't get an english passport?!?!?!?!? WTF!

 

Will we ever win anything without a German connection involved?

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 02-07-2001).]

Tell you what we do do well Herr Tim, design build the cars all these overpaid bozos drive round in.

Well not all of em, but UK input to Formula One is considerable.

Mummy Schumacher knits Ralph and Michael their tyre warmers you know, you can see her sitting in the paddock, knitting away bending Murray's ear about how all this used to be fields when she was a little boy.

I reckon you have been driving the Liverwurst muncher for too long, hope Pete gets the Z back to you soon, so you can get back to rambling on about Pearl Harbour and how rice eating makes you more regular, toiletryly speaking

 

Billy NoZed.

Timbo,

Why's Pete taking so long over your Zed ?

I know he's a busy chap, but I remember you mentioning 7 months - that's half a lifetime !

Oh I don't know guyZ, there are other factors at work here though!

 

Been through all the shite with other so called "Nissan Specialists" but I do have faith in Pete, I need to get hold of him this week though! All beit just for an update, have emailed him but no reply as yet!

 

I am in the process of moving house, so I don't really have anywhere secure to keep her when she comes home(if ever)...is this some kinda bad dream and one day I'll wake up. Driving around in a Festa(Fiesta) with 2.2 children, no Rotweillers and having never drank a drop in me life???? Hope not!

 

Have my Traction Control sat on top of the kitchen units to remind me that there is a purpose to buying it in the first place! Also have a book with pop-up pictures of Z's in(300ZX Companions Guide) and you lot to keep me(and Glen) going!

 

CheerZ LadZ

 

 

Timmy Non Twin Tub

:-(

 

P.S. Pete has not had my car for 7 months, that's how long I've been f**ked about for going round the houses!

 

 

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Glen mate, you still on for that 50 large wager geeZer?

 

Serious now, I'm off to William Hill/Ladbrokes in the morning! Nevermind 40-1 on Bubble to win the Big Brother II comp. He's out anyway, wonder what my odds will get me for the TT making onto the streets before my MOT runs out! Wibble back fella!

 

 

Tim

 

P.S. Heidi says Hi! Oi, no jokes, already been done many, many times!!!

 

Oh yessum me old Bavarian Barge Chunderer

50 squidz'll get you some Franz Beckenbauer matching floor mats for the pointy star waggen and some sushi to celebrate the return of ya Zed (and I am not being saki)

Wager on.

In fact we can set it up at flutter.com, they will act as online bookmakers for any craZy bet you like...

Nice one

Glen.

Right, that's it then, Banzai...place your bets...bet now, now, now...betting ends!

 

A> Will Mr. Gwen ever get a TT manual fwom Land of Wising Sun?

 

or...

 

B> Timmy Tuwbo ever get Z caw back from SE befowe Mr. Gwen get Manual TT fwom Land of Wising Sun???

 

BET NOW, BET, BET, BET!

 

BANZAI...

 

 

Timmy

;-)

 

RAFLMAO!!!

/slaps his head and waves his hands about Mcrirrick Stylee/

 

Glen

You either laugh, or cry mate...know what I mean???

 

LOL!

 

Bet's on!

 

 

Tim

;-)