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Never wanted to text with my tongue before now........

 

Such smut and filth..........its this place.........its a bad influence on me!:rolleyes:

If I had that one I wouldn't bother with the 'hands-free' kit!:D

Picture messaging is now the best thing in the world

Why not buy a phone with a camera on today?

by Kieren McCarthy

 

 

Picture messaging is really incredible, we can reveal. And all the celebrities are doing it. It's so much fun and you can do so much with it, you'd be crazy not to go out and buy a phone with a camera on right now.

 

Indeed, adverts featuring David Beckham, Kylie Minogue and Jean-Paul Sartre are thought to be behind the massive increase in handsets sold with a photographic capability. It is estimated that within two weeks, everyone on the planet will possess at least two. Including starving Africans, whose lives will be transformed beyond recognition after they embrace the new technology.

 

Currently there are an incredible 12,000 image-enabled phones in the UK alone and people are using them so much that scientists are beginning to worry that the planet may run out of things to send blurred mini-snaps of for just 25p a time.

 

Across the world, phone owners have picked up the craze of trying to reproduce the pictures in the free booklets handed out with the phones to show people what they need to take photos of. And all of them have reported feeling better about themselves and life in general as a result of the activity.

 

And it has found practical uses too. The Press Association recently announced it was scrapping conventional cameras and would equip all its reporters with the latest Nokia camera phone.

 

"It's so fast and instant. It's a real life-saver for an international press organisation," a man told The Rockall Times.

 

Billions have made the new technology a vital aspect of their lives. "I couldn't live without," a girl told us. "If I need to go food shopping I write down what I want on a list and then take a photo of it with the phone. Then, when I'm at the supermarket, all I have to do it get out my phone and I can see the list right away."

 

Builder Mark Watson used the camera phone to extend his weekend hobby of taking very small pictures of cars into an all-week activity. "It's incredible," he said. "I was looking for a way to take tiny, poorly defined pictures of cars that I walked past. With this phone, that dream is now a reality."

 

The picture messaging revolution has its dissenters however. New York secretary Joan Rivers told us: "I don't understand it. All I get is these tiny little pictures that I can't make out what they are. For the same price per pic I could have a high-definition, pin-sharp conventional print in Technicolor. And I keep getting this plain brown ones emailed to me. I can't work out what they are. Hills? Stomachs? Saucepans? I don't know."

 

Ms Rivers is in a minority however and shortly after the interview changed her mind when she realised how brilliant camera phones really were. Now she uses one at least 10 times a day. It's the future, and the future is right now.

What is the bet she has it on vibrate:D:D:D

Talking of bets..........I went into my local butchers on saturday, he knows I like a bet. He says, "James, I've put 2 bits of beef up on the ceiling there, bet you a hundred quid you can't jump up and touch them"

 

"No thanks" I say.

 

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"The steaks are too high!!" :D :D :D :D

LOL you nutter:D