There is something I need to know

Is your car all show, or does it have some go?

If you really want to race me, I won't say no

So tell me now, do you wanna go?

 

Even when the RPM's are low

My car performs like a pro

So what's so great about your five point o?

Are you really sure you wanna go?

 

Do you really think that my car's that slow?

Do you really believe that my Z's all show?

You do until the blow-off-valves sound like "whoa"

Now you don't look too sure that you still wanna go

 

The streets are dry and the exhaust tone's low

Until the green light and then it's time to go

The back end slides at speeds four o

When I shift into second and you hear the valves blow

Then you wonder "where the hell did that red Z go?"

And you think to yourself "that's a three point o?"

That's the last time you'll ever wanna go

Now it's time to sell that five point slow

 

a few things to explain:

 

speeds four o = speeds around forty mph (some people I showed didn't get that

and the blow-off-valves only sound like "whoa" because I couldn't find another word to rhyme with the rest that would fit

 

he he this is pretty cool, writeen by some guy of ttnet had a run in with a mustang lol.

You do until the blow-off-valves sound like "whoa"

Now you don't look too sure that you still wanna go

 

 

 

I would agree. As soon as I heard the BOVs I would think..."Muppet"....and not bother. :D

No not this one there was another...

WHOA :D

superb! I thought the "whoa" was people on the street as you went by and dumped excess pessure in their ears, and 4 o I got but whats with the 3.0? wish mine was!.

There once was a Zed,

Its colour was red,

Everyone knew it was slow,

 

Got beat at the lights,

Got beat on the twisty,

Even beaten by chunk in a boat!

 

To change its slow ways,

They owner would say,

That he change some of the parts,

 

But all he did,

Instead of rebuild her,

He simply sprayed her silver.

LMAO

 

Warren posted that...from a Galaxy far, far away! :D

POEMS..... :slap: :xxx: :slap: :headvswal

 

Bog off and watch Blue Peter FFS! :rolleyes: ;)

There once was a Zed,

Its colour was red,

Everyone knew it was slow,

 

Got beat at the lights,

Got beat on the twisty,

Even beaten by chunk in a boat!

 

To change its slow ways,

They owner would say,

That he change some of the parts,

 

But all he did,

Instead of rebuild her,

He simply sprayed her BLACK.

 

:rofl: :duffer:

:rofl: :duffer:

:mac1:

Oh.

 

Dear.

I wrote a Z poem a while ago but was afraid to post it as I reconed people would think I was a bit odd.

 

I think the damage is already done now so I'll try and find it when I get home.

I never finished it but here it is:

 

Three grand for a supercar?

Ferrari, Porshe or Jaguar?

Better than all those, well maybe.

Nissan 300 or Fairlady.

 

Eight hundred quid insurance cost,

Re-con turbos, not much rust,

Booted it on the way home,

It's worth the Ocean Finance loan

 

Ariel stuck and boot lid squeaks,

Real good aircon, leather seats,

Raise the boost, it does no harm,

Get a "Thatcham One" alarm,

 

On the web at work one day,

Thoughts of Nissan come my way,

Stumble on this very site,

Advice and chat, some good, some shyte.

 

 

 

I stopped / sobered up then but if anyone has any suggestions to finish it, that would be cool!

 

:hyper: :dance: :nana2: :dance: :hyper:

Burn it? LMFAO :D

LMAO

 

Warren posted that...from a Galaxy far, far away! :D

 

 

PMSL you should have read the Bill Hix Teapot one.

 

I live on an island

I love teapots

make peace

not war but don't say

drugs don't work wibble

wibble :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

PMSL you should have read the Bill Hix Teapot one.

 

I live on an island

I love teapots

make peace

not war but don't say

drugs don't work wibble

wibble :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

 

LMFAO :rofl:

 

I should go on there quoting Denis Leary then...he always hated that! Used to drive the hippy mad to the point he needed a valium!! :rofl:

Ffs!!!!!!!!!!

Burn it? LMFAO :D

 

probably for the best :rofl: