I was just reading the old mass guru's post on cylinder deactivation when a thought occured to me.

 

Now, I and most other people on the forum (mentioning no names) utilise a spongy thinking device containing two hemispheres. Now recent posts got me thinking. Two hemispheres are good for such things as going to work (in a thinking profession obviously, not a Z mechanic!), studying (arts students excepted) and general analytical duties.

 

However, most of us spend a considerable amount of time indulging in such activities as watching telly, eating dinner and talking to our better halves (Ajay and Wendy excepted obviously). Now surely, these activities are wasting a lot of energy using two hemispheres. Surely if there was some way we could shut down one hemisphere we could save one hell of a lot of energy and therefore require less sleep, less food, etc, and have far more time for drinking Stella.

 

However, as drinking Stella (of which I may have had some of tonight, I'll let you formulate your own judgements on that) supposedly kills off brain cells, are we maybe not doing ourself a big favour. Less brain cells, less energy spent on thinking, more time to drink Stella. It's a friendly cycle that's also good for the environment.

 

I thank you.

When half your brain has shut down completely you may as well have it removed, thus reducing MASS and allowing you to save more energy and run faster etc! :D

:D:D now had i started this thread i bet id be getting insults left right and centre.

 

what if you are actually so clever that both your left and right brain thinks simultainiously and therefore cancel each other out, making you a massfull dummy?

Originally posted by 300z

:D:D now had i started this thread i bet id be getting insults left right and centre.

 

what if you are actually so clever that both your left and right brain thinks simultainiously and therefore cancel each other out, making you a massfull dummy?

 

Warren mate, your left, right and centre are all churls.