Listen, sorry to bring this up and I know it's not the best subject to be talking about at the moment but I just watched the interview on the BEEB with Sheik geezer with a hook and a glass eye and to be honest I do have to question where the fcuk these people are coming from???

 

Are they from another planet or what?

 

I respect the religious views but they seem to like their cake and eat it!

 

Yeah it's OK for Bin Laden to kill thousands of people in the name of his beliefs etc.

 

...but yet they still preach on about GOD!

 

Why do we think we are right all the time and they think we are wrong?

 

Why do they believe so heavily about life and yet they kill with such ruthless methods to prove their point?

 

Why does Senna Jameson own a Skylark and yet we all own Zeds? :D :D

 

No...seriously...what the fcuk are these people on about?

 

Are we all on seperate waive lengths or summat?

 

Scares the fcuk outta me I'll tell you that for nothing.

 

I understand religion. You worship some non entity and it shits all over you.

 

My Nan died a few years ago, I had the chance to see her in Margate hospital as I hadn't seen her for years. I had just bought the Z, it got me there and on the way back on the M25 the heater matrix went west. Now if there is some almighty up there he could've at least got me back to Stevenage in one piece without an AA truck.

 

So what's the point I hear you ask?

 

This...

 

If there is a god up there he sh1ts on us on a daily basis and some of us thank him for that.

 

Me personally? Go fcuk yerself!

 

But...

 

Muslims, Devoted Christians, Catholics, Protestants, Harry Krishner brigade etc.

 

"Oh but he brings us eternal life and all life is worth living for!"

 

Well fcuk that!!!

 

 

 

 

 

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

i'v never understood the need to believe in some god that no-one has ever seen or proved to exist. in fact even if a god was proved to exist i see no need to worship him & waste my sundays!

 

many wars that have taken place are over religion. WTF is that all about?? :confused: surely religion is meant to be a good thing for those that believe in it

 

and as for the god squad that comes knocking on my door every now & again, why do they come round on sundays???? isnt that meant to be gods day of rest?? WTF are they doing their work on a sunday for. (ahhh I could be preaching in my spare time) i want to spend time with my family on sundays, are they really that bored??

 

like timmy says, if there really is an all powerful being that created everything, then why on gods earth ( ;) ) does he let all this shit go on here???

The funniest thing, is youll get people who defend what hes on about :rolleyes:

 

A very good movie i watched the other day is with Billy Connoly.

"The Man who sued God" well worth wathing if you havent seen it, very funny, and has a very good story line to it aswell.

 

And Paul to answer your last question lmao, youll get the usual reply

 

"Its Gods will" lmao bwhahah what a load of Bullshit.

I know Waz, it got to be the biggest cop out answer of all!!!

 

& we're meant to be a scientific & technologically advanced society!!

 

why does god let all this suffering go on - "cos he does"

 

why doesnt god ever show himself to others - " cos he doesnt"

 

oh, ok then! that explains everything :D

he he its to funny.

just dont question his judgement lmao.

 

watch that movie, youll piss yuorself

The ones I really don't get are the Jehovas Witnesses. IIRC they believe that only a fixed number (244,000?) will be allowed into heaven when the world ends (next Tuesday evening I believe ;)) but they still go round trying to recruit more people - how stupid is that FFS ??????

 

Anyway, a mate of mine had a great put down for them. When ever they knocked on his door (usually with their 5 year old children in tow for sympathy) he would just say "Any religion you have to sell door to door can't be that great" and then close the door on them ! :D

LMAO!!

You have to remember that these are only the ones you hear. We hear alot about Jihads and stuff but most people think it means they go out and kill people, because we hear about these mental people who take as that.

 

Stuart

LOL

I never quite realised how much people can get into their religion until I was round at my girlfriends dads house watching TV.

He is a preacher at some unheard of christian church wotsit but I was amazed when we were watching a program about the planets and the big bang theory of the start of the universe.

He suddenly got pissed off, shouted "what a load of rubbish, these people don't know what they are talking about!" and got up and switched the TV off! LOL

Maybe all the scientists are wrong and Einstein and Darwin made it all up?

I know which theory I believe out of provable scientific experiments or some unbelievable old book full of "miracles" written by an unknown guy thousands of years ago.

Religion is for egotistical manipulators or for the weak willed. It's a fall back for those who can't face up to their own responsibilities, or can't face life/death.

 

You might as well believe in the boogie man in your wardrobe.

 

It's great that some people do good in the name of God. I'd be a lot happier if they did good just because it's the right thing to do.

 

Religion exists because people are scared of their own ignorance.

the boogie man dont exist???? phew!! :D

Originally posted by AndyP

..."Any religion you have to sell door to door can't be that great" and then close the door on them ! :D

 

FFS! I am p1ssin' meself this end. :D :D :D :D :D

 

Nice one Andreas! :D :D

Not all religions are crap Tim. I could fancy being a Rasta.

All you have to do is smoke spliffs and lounge in the sun all day in your shorts and vest.

Sounds like a pretty neat religion to me :D

Paul

Originally posted by paulg

Not all religions are crap Tim. I could fancy being a Rasta.

All you have to do is smoke spliffs and lounge in the sun all day in your shorts and vest.

Sounds like a pretty neat religion to me :D

Paul

 

:D :D

 

Where do I sign? Does smoking Old Hoburn Amber Leaf roll ups qualify as the intermediate qualification? :D

...what is with Christians wearing crosses?? you think when Jesus comes back he wants to see another cross ?? kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.....'just thinking of John, Jackie...'

 

One word for the Jehovahs : 'DINOSAURS'

 

100% respect to the quietly enlightened who are just better for their personal beliefs - frankly hell and damnation to the fundamentalist:(

...what is with Christians wearing crosses?? you think when Jesus comes back he wants to see another cross ??

 

Hey this is exactly what the Jehova's say about the Cof E & others that use the cross symbol.Senna your half way there boY!!

 

Jehova's! My wife was brought up by her step-mpther to be a Jehova witness as were all her brothers & sisters..non of them have taken it up all (so far) have ditched as soon as they become 17 as the Step-mum says its up to them.

 

Sometimes when they used to knock on the door i would listen very very carefully and ask them questions to verify certyain things and i would accept there "Watchtower" leaflet .No i'm not mad --- i would remember everything and i would make sure a certain subject would arise when we were visiting the Step- mum-in-law and i would ask her opinion on why & how ..THEN drop the bombshell if it varied one degree away from the door knockers. You see they have to agree with each others philosophy as they are "Brothers" so she ends up defending them whilst back pedalling at an alarming rate OOh its great fun!

 

One last point if they are ever unlucky enough to have the door answered by my wife she strips them to the bone and interogates them.......funny thing is they never bother with our house ???:D